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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 3:38:46 AM

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(LoisLane)

What the Hell are you doing here?
I was reminiscing about a buck-toothed, red haired little number named Lois Littletits I knew in Junior High. I had a crush on her the size of Mount Rushmore. She used to trade me her baloney sandwiches from her Monkees lunch box for my peanut butter and jams. One day I showed her my pet Garter snake and she screamed and ran away.
Last I heard she married an insurance salesman, has five kids and lives in a trailer park outside Wichita where she runs a beauty parlour from her mobile home.

eviotis and me was playing some so-fis-ti-cated Jazz.
You wouldn't know anything about Jazz.
You're far too young.
You think music was invented by Nirvana.

Nice Velvet Underground cover though -
And nice to see ya, by the way.
Thanks for dropping by.
And thanks for the songs.



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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 1:08:51 PM

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How very dare you play the age card? ( faux mad look).I know loads about Jazz...Wasn't he one of the transformers? Lois littletits sounds alright but judging you to be 105 her boobs must be around her ankles right now...Can I crank call her and hope she calls me a whippersnapper? Funny fucker(grins)...

WAIT are you telling me Nirvana didn't invent music? I thought I read that in Xmas cracker...I have to go educate myself again..and by educate I mean crack open a beer and get over this week lol...
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 3:55:35 PM

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Oh, you two.

By the way, I can also dig on girly music too, especially when sung by Mrs. Edie. That damn Paul Simon, what's he got that I don't. Well, besides incredible talent and a ton of cash flow.
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:01:59 PM

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OK, I STILL can't get bloody videos to post on this damned thing (Thank you for the lesson Eviotis, I did try, but to no avail)

Just watching U2 playing live at Glastonbury festival (check out the BBC website all this weekend). Anyway, they played Where the Streets Have No Name and it was OK, but I think that Muse eclipsed them when they played it last year after Bono did his back in and they couldn't make it... Just putting it out there!! Enjoy!!

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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:07:27 PM

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I edited your post and posted it...Mazza
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 4:54:14 PM

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Not a fan of U2, but I do appreciate them. Joshua Tree made me read more about the world around me, and this song definitely got me to listen more. The whole Red Rocks album, rocks.
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 5:00:48 PM

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This was the other song. Mind you, I did not see any of these images. Just heard it on my little boom box, on cassette tape.
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 5:07:28 PM

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Loislane wrote:
I edited your post and posted it...Mazza


Thank you!! x
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 6:20:21 PM

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Loislane wrote:
How very dare you play the age card? ( faux mad look).I know loads about Jazz...Wasn't he one of the transformers? Lois littletits sounds alright but judging you to be 105 her boobs must be around her ankles right now...Can I crank call her and hope she calls me a whippersnapper? Funny fucker(grins)...

WAIT are you telling me Nirvana didn't invent music? I thought I read that in Xmas cracker...I have to go educate myself again..and by educate I mean crack open a beer and get over this week lol...



I'll have you know I'm only 102!!!
And Lois Littletits's boobs weren't that big to begin with.
I don't imagine they'd stretch much beyond her navel but sadly I will never know. She lives now only in my memory - wait, that's the ending of The Road Warrior. Maybe what they say about senility - whatever that is - is true.

I go all a-tingle when you call me Funny Fucker.
I know you like Harry Nilsson, so here's a special song for you:
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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 6:21:05 PM

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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 6:24:29 PM

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Sorry to hear you had a bad week.


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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:43 PM

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I'm not a huge U2 fan either, eviotis, but some of their stuff is superb.
Their fist album cut through the crap on the radio like a knife.
Yes, I am that old..


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Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 9:32:08 PM

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And now for something completely different:



Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, June 24, 2011 9:59:48 PM

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Yeah, yeah, yeah...



You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 3:07:12 AM

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(rolls eyes at Oberon)




I always thought U2 were overrated. I like 'The Joshua Tree' and that's it...
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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 3:29:06 AM

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It would be nice if his speech at the end didn't get cut off, but oh well...



You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 3:51:20 AM

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Love Turin Brakes, LoisLane!!

Can't get enough of this just now...

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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 9:09:31 AM

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Sometimes I really, really miss the 90's kekekegay

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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 10:07:44 AM

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Oberon: Excellent song from the Cowboy Junkies !! Hugs



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Posted: Saturday, June 25, 2011 2:19:19 PM

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feck...I'm I'n a total beatles mood right now...

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Aaah, SOOO love these guys! Met Josh Homme a few weeks ago too!! Looking forward to seeing the Glastonbury coverage of them!!

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and now for something completely different



what a great fricken album!
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One of my many favourite Turin Brakes Songs....


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