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do u want a little time to decide to have sex with first guy u meet?

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Dani
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First guy? What do you mean by first guy?

I need time to decide whether or not I have sex with any guy I meet...the order of said meeting doesn't matter.

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I think what he means is...... do we need to decide if we need a little time to decide if we want to decide to have sex with the first guy we decide to meet.... if we decide to meet one... maybe...
Dani
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I think what he means is...... do we need to decide if we need a little time to decide if we want to decide to have sex with the first guy we decide to meet.... if we decide to meet one... maybe...


Lol. I don't think he even knows what he means anymore. I'm sure his female alter ego profile will come and translate for us all.

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Nikki703
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I decided I need some more time to decide!!
sprite
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umm... i... uhhhh... hmmm... huh?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

crazydiamond
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I'll decipher this once i've bottomed out on the egg nog yeah!
CurlyGirly
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Absolutely! Don't want to be too hasty with that type of stuff. You never know when a guy with a better car might come along.
1nympholes
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If any of my sisters above ever figure out the question I would appreciate you letting me know!
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I'll decipher this once i've bottomed out on the egg nog yeah!


I think we all will be needing some of that eggnog before we can answer in a way the poster can understand....
CurlyGirly
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I think we all will be needing some of that eggnog before we can answer in a way the poster can understand....


If the poster's -61 posts are any indication, I don't think we'll ever reach that common ground. But pass the eggnog anyway!
Nikki703
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If the poster's -61 posts are any indication, I don't think we'll ever reach that common ground. But pass the eggnog anyway!


How do you get negative posts? And Im not sure Eggnog will do the trick!! LOL
scooter
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Just a few more negative post and you could be; remember-69

How kinky would that be
Dani
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Seriously though, this dude deserves a badge or something. -61 posts?!?! I'm almost 100% sure no one else here has accomplished such a thing.

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Wut we have here is failya, to communicate.
Shylass
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How do you get negative posts? And Im not sure Eggnog will do the trick!! LOL


I heard that a double negative makes a positive, and I think a lot of us may have been positively confused by all of Remember's posts (alternatively, the deleted number of his posts turned his number to minus figures, but that's too plausible to be true).

As for needing a little time to decide if I want to sleep with a guy the first time we meet, which is what I think the poster means, no, not at all. I need a LOT of time. During that time, he will have to demonstrate an unconditional love of cookies, fat girls, and that his hands are large enough to form a human bra for enormous boobies (so when I run for chocolate, it doesn't hurt as much, because he can run with me and hold them up).

However, the poster doesn't like my contributions, so it's obviously not what he meant at all.
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crazydiamond
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How do you get negative posts? And Im not sure Eggnog will do the trick!! LOL


Ha! You get negativo's when all the shite posts you've concocted have been deleted by the powers that be. He's got to be a record holder for shite posts!!
Dani
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Quote by crazydiamond


Ha! You get negativo's when all the shite posts you've concocted have been deleted by the powers that be. He's got to be a record holder for shite posts!!


So you agree that he gets the "Shite Post" badge, no?

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