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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:03:19 AM

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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 3:02:46 AM

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If you can't form a proper sentence in English, please do not post in these forums ever again.
crazydiamond
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 3:06:26 AM

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nicola wrote:
If you can't form a proper sentence in English, please do not post in these forums ever again.


Thank you!!!!




Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:59:47 AM

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remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:10:46 AM

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I reply, odd strange for u, understand for meaning yes?
ChrisX
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:11:51 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:
remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?


If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish :p.
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:15:03 AM

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ChrisX wrote:


If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish :p.


I am not labeling that sentence as gibberish but thanks ChrisX, I appreciate the warning. confused1

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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:49:43 AM

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Oh c'mon... It's entertaining!

We could always move Remember's postings to the Humour section. Or create a new section called Deciphering & Redundant. evil4

blazestcyr
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:52:21 AM

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was thinking it was me..lmao..and define fresh..is that like a vagina wash??lmao
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 7:26:11 AM

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after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?


I want to know, is "after sex" like After Eights? Because they can be turned into nommy cake that looks like it's been spunked on:


(Cum Cake picture courtesy of Saga)

And when you say, "fresh man", do you mean the kind who has just stepped out of the shower after a lemon rinse, or the kind who puts his hands all over you (i.e. "gets fresh")?

Give me another what? Piece of Cum Cake?

I don't know if I will accept. It depends on a lot of factors. But I do like cake... love7


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Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 7:54:47 AM

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He is an Advanced Wordsmith! Imagine that!! dontknow
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 7:57:33 AM

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Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:17:57 AM

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Willow wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!


You obviously haven't read or listened to any of my stories. evil4 A gingerbread men features largely (snigger) in one (plus some poems), and others make cameo appearances in other stories. Nom nom nom!

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pixiedust65
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:33:30 AM

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Willow wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept?


I read it as " You just had sex, now a man who has bathed in pine sol wants to give you another sex, do you accept"

I don't know. Pine Sol smells pretty strong. How fresh is he? Is he substituting pine sol for real showers?

Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 9:43:52 AM

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Willow wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!


I dont know, she seems to be enjoying it!


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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:10:05 AM

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as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.


Live, love, laugh.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:12:35 AM

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I prefer fresh men. Keep 'em coming.

elitfromnorth
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:15:08 AM

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pixiedust65 wrote:


I read it as " You just had sex, now a man who has bathed in pine sol wants to give you another sex, do you accept"

I don't know. Pine Sol smells pretty strong. How fresh is he? Is he substituting pine sol for real showers?


I'm more worried about the whole "give you another sex" part. You gonna agree to a sex change operation just straight after sex? "Hmmm, now that I've just had a dick in me, I wonder how it is to have a dick inside a pussy?"

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
pixiedust65
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:15:45 AM

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sprite wrote:
as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.



There goes my next story. cussing

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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:37:10 AM

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Willow wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight...... I've had sex...... now a fresh man wants to give me another fresh man, do I accept? Of COURSE! but can I have the first fresh man before I have been given the other? I do quite like them fresh.. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH! Shylass! they're talking about your gingerbread men here!! oh! did someone say CAKE!!??!!

I'm not sure what having sex has to do with gingerbread men, but what the heck, I'll have the cake!



Post of the day right here! I laughed out loud. They're nice and crispy and hard and..... well, FRESH!
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:37:52 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


I dont know, she seems to be enjoying it!




love10

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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:29:11 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:
remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?



Did she have a stroke or is she just a blond?
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:30:26 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Did she have a stroke or is she just a blond?


Biting my tongue............

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pixiedust65
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:35:14 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:


Biting my tongue............



Is that because you don't want a mob of angry blondes coming for you?

NymphWriter
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:39:08 AM

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Post must this be the Yoda... understand I do not... Gingerbread Man fresh I like... post topic sense makes none.

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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:39:54 AM

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ChrisX wrote:
If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish :p.


"Sister from another Mister"

She Just Wants To Be

Third place entry in the Toy With Me competition.
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:45:38 AM

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pixiedust65 wrote:



Is that because you don't want a mob of angry blondes coming for you?


At this rate I am not too sure you'll be able to catch me!



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pixiedust65
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:46:45 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:


At this rate I am not too sure you'll be able to catch me!




Good thing I am a Blonde with a sense of humor lol

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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:24:37 PM

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i weep for any future generations
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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:35:33 PM

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sprite wrote:
as a reminder, i'd like to point out that ginger on ginger sex while soaked in Pine Sol is against site guidelines. thank you for your co-operation.


Even if the Pine Sol is more than 16yo?
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