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EDWolfe
Posted: Tuesday, April 2, 2013 8:57:19 PM

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I've actually never had Guinness. Although, if I'm following my track record on beers, I'm thinking it's likely I won't like it.

TPBM watches at most five hours of TV a week.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:42:56 PM

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None at all

TPBM---is always horny
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 3, 2013 2:37:14 AM

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Not always... but A LOT... yes. If I am happy.

TPBM has masturbated already today.
hornyirishman
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:42:19 AM

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Nope.

TPBM is a lawyer.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 5:17:04 AM

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No, but I thought about being one.


TPBM loves chocolate cake.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 6:11:48 AM

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I don't love it, but I do respect it.

TPBM has never listened to Lady Gaga.
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 7:38:05 AM

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Well not intentionally!!

TPBM is infatuated with the Kardashians
stockingluvr
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 8:52:35 AM

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No

TPBM has a great sense of humor.

The fact that there is a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 8:56:53 AM

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True, but my sense of humour is often described as twisted and perverted as well

TPBM is from Australia
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 9:20:22 AM

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Try South Africa

TPBM spends too much time on lush
vjlegbabe
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 9:23:55 AM

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Going to wish they were my friend!
hornyirishman
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 2:40:12 PM

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EllaMae wrote:
Try South Africa

TPBM spends too much time on lush


I do in fact, but that's okay. You would all miss me if I didn't.

TPBM wears no underwear on "Freeballin' Fridays"

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:13:17 PM

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I don't wear any most of the time.

TPBM is addicted to lush.
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:17:51 PM

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Infatuated, not Addicted

TPBM is older than the person above me
hornyirishman
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 3:37:28 PM

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This is true.

TPBM exclusively dates older guys.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 4:25:08 PM

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Nope. LOL

TPBM has a song stuck in their head.
hornyirishman
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 5:03:40 PM

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Yes I do. Busta Move by Young MC.

TPBM is now playing the lyrics in their head.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Charlie_Freak
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 6:24:01 PM

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NO WAY!


TPBM owns a ball gag.
Poppet
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 6:59:40 PM

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Not my style, anything but the gag! I want to hear those cries and pleads... Mmmm


TPBM is slightly hyper, jamming out to music, and singing! (This isn't me currently!)

EDWolfe
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 10:26:03 PM

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If anything, I've been more sluggish than usual today.

TPBM is a big fan of anime and/or manga.
hornyirishman
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 5:41:45 AM

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absolutely not!

TPBM is thankful it is Friday and has big plans for tonight?

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 7:55:15 PM

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damn right, big big plans

TPBM is a South African
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 8:29:35 PM

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Nope

TPBM owns a sportscar
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 9:39:20 PM

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Alas, no

The person below me can't stand pasta
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 10:01:55 PM

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Actually, I can't get enough.

TPBM knows someone who plays in a bar band.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 1:23:25 AM

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Ah, yes, true

TPBM is scared of snakes (me, I love 'em)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:18:42 AM

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True!

TPBM eats breakfast cereal for dinner sometimes.
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:22:14 AM

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Never!!

TPBM being Saturday is gonna party party party tonight!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:30:41 AM

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Perhaps.

TPBM is smelly.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:36:24 AM

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No, I smell divine

TPBM has eaten snails
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