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Okay, all you beautiful sex having fun loving women...were there any outwardly visible physical changes to your pussy as it was used more and more. I ask this because when I was younger I was with a beautiful older woman whos lips were...well large and spilling out of her...and she said it was because she has been well fucked.

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Indeed.
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Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on.


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker.
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Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on.


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker.

That is ok CurlyGirly, I trip over my dick all the time too.
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Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".

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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".


was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? biggrin

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was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? biggrin


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Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??

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Happens to both sexes Tiger ! But I reckon experienced ladies keep them tucked in a little better.


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I sure the fish are loving this one
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Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??


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I don't think the size and length of meat curtains change with the amount of sex you have.

I haven't seen old pussy (and I would like to put this off for as long as humanly possible in life.. so please don't send me links, to those that enjoy them lol), but I would think that age would affect elasticity and suppleness of skin down below as well, so maybe it makes them look more pronounced than they would have been when a woman is younger??

That's my best guess, based on what all skin naturally does. Look at what happens to a woman's face and breasts as she gets older. Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too.
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Pussy lettuce!!! Omg!!!

Nearly spat out my beer, I've not heard that one...

(In fairness, I only used the beef curtain reference to be crude)

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Okay I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...uncle
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TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much.

And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum
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So what's the best dressing for pussy lettuce? Oil & vinegar (douche) or Raunch?
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I'm guessing on how fit you keep yourself helps too.
I wouldn't know, since I've not seen lips like he is talking about.
I do think with age things tend to head down south, but keeping in shape helps. I'm sure.
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TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much.

And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum


I agree, you have what you are born with pretty much. I have been pretty active sexually in my 43yrs and I think my "pussy lettuce" looks pretty much the same as it always has. I do kegels to keep my pussy pretty tight but I dont think they do anything for the labia.

BTW, I know a woman who's pussy has seen more cock than a urinal and hers dont sag, LOL!! So I dont think how much sex you have does much to change it unless you are into some really kinky shit!
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Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too.


And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.

Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Now I have a taste for a meat lover's pizza. Hold the side salad, please.

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So I dont think how much sex you have does much to change it unless you are into some really kinky shit!


Like the girls who do anal prolapse porn. Their assholes will never be the same again. *shudders*
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Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on.


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker.



LMAO!!!!!
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And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.

Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again.


I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! smile

Burger in the Bun
Inner Labia that you can barely see, they're sort of swallowed by the outer labia. Like a hamburger that has a large bun but a small patty inside. The opposite of burger out of the bun
Once I took her panties off I realized that she had "burger in the bun".

Burger out of the Bun
Large floppy labia that hang "out of the bun". Like a hamburger that has meat patties that hang outside. The opposite is burger in the bun.
Once I took her panties off I realized she had "burger out of the bun".
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Like the girls who do anal prolapse porn. Their assholes will never be the same again. *shudders*


Imagine ramming your hard, throbbing member up against the metal grating of a mesh inside a reconstructed vagina! Lettuce lips would be not be a show stopper.

Meshed flesh - probably would be.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! smile



I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom.

I'll chat/quease ya laters
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I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom.

I'll chat/quease ya laters


Haha... You know I can quease you harder than you can quease me...
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PLs don't stop now , I've been enjoying these remarks..
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