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Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)

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nicola
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It's time to see who can attention whore it up the most, and get the greatest number of unique profile views in the month of June.

$100 is at stake as the prize.

The rules are simple, the person with the most unique profile views in June, will win. The stats are recorded in our server logs, and only unique views count (so there's no point spending all day pressing F5 on your browser, or asking friends to pop on by daily ).

You have 1 week to get your strategies organised, and then the competition will begin.

Good luck!



EDIT: It seems people weren't quite getting that it's UNIQUE pageviews, that means 1 person visiting your profile or 1 million times, your unique pageview count will only increment by 1.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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are we allowed to place side bets? smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

nicola
Matriarch
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I'll be running a book...

The smart money is on summerjones!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by nicola
I'll be running a book...

The smart money is on summerjones!



yep - i'm backing Summer. that girl's going to get double the hits of her nearest competitor. in fact, i'm going to ask her if i can manage her PR blitz smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

nicola
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Quote by sprite


yep - i'm backing Summer. that girl's going to get double the hits of her nearest competitor. in fact, i'm going to ask her if i can manage her PR blitz smile


The last person you "helped" in this competition, had a nervous breakdown and was never seen again. I think she'll do just fine!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by nicola


The last person you "helped" in this competition, had a nervous breakdown and was never seen again.


umm... coincidence, i swear!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

nicola
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They ended up in psychiatric care!
Guest
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Is there a root vegetable for second prize? I nominate a beetroot

Come on peeps, start checking my profile. If there is a root to be won, I want it!

Ok the money would be good too!
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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I'm rooting for you, babe!

Parsnips make me drool ;)

But it's the wee badge that I want...

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I'm rooting for you, babe!

Parsnips make me drool ;)

But it's the wee badge that I want...



Wait! what? are you competing against me? nooooooo Quick everyone, run to my profile!
simplyjohn
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Quote by nicola
I'll be running a book...

The smart money is on summerjones!



Because you posted that I simply had to look so if others get curious like me then yes I bet she does win ...

T .. I did look at yours too .. I promise I did ..
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Quote by nicola
I'll be running a book...

The smart money is on summerjones!



HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. biggrin

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE
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HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. biggrin

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE




for you as i have clicked your profile *TRINket* .....i am sure you will win,i have no chance, so can we share[-o< the prize pls plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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for you as i have clicked your profile *TRINket* .....i am sure you will win,i have no chance, so can we share[-o< the prize pls plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Hey I clicked too. I will share your prize too
Guest
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Yeah, I was just wondering if there was going to be any sort of third prize myself...




I think I've seen enough spuds around Lush to last me a lifetime Mr Martini, ..... and don't push it.... we're still trying to get the betroot. Don't want to ask for too much at once.


CLICK HERE TO JUMP TO TRINKET'S PROFILE
clum
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The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.
crazydiamond
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Quote by clum
The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.


oh i'll do my damndest to see you win! Let the branding begin x
Coco
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Quote by trinket


HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. biggrin

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE




Little early...
scarlet
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I have a feeling June is going to be a month with a lots of stories! But seriously I love this competition! Good Luck to everyone!
Guest
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Ha no chance of me winning either competition, maybe I can have a prize if I can get a story published.
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Quote by cocokisses


Little early...


Not necessarily....could be a strategic move
clum
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Actually, this will be interesting with the competition still going on, too. The winner will surely get a big boost in views. Lots to think about here.
overmykneenow
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Quote by clum
The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.


The most visited profile on the site is a male, Reeb - that is until Dancing_Doll takes that title in the next couple of months or so and goes on to be the first to break 1/4 million views

Pointless lush stat of the day: 122 profile views - the point where there are more lush women than lush men.

Male Lush users: 123,161
Female Lush users: 57,671

Male lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,246
Female lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,258
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Guest
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i see hiddentalent wants to compete. lol


Guest
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Doesn't matter what I do Ginger, I won't be able to compete with you..