I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked

Quote by mopeddude
The other day I was taking a shower at my girl friends house. I thought we we alone so I walked to the kitchen naked I was caught by my girl friends 2 friends, they said something like holly crap or shit. I got an instant erection that curves up rigid fully erect they where shocked they said dam dude your cocks really big and hard. Then my girl friend walked in the kitchen I was embarrassed standing there with an erection. My girl friend asked them if they liked what they were seeing they said they did and told her she was one lucky girl I was asked how big is your cock I told them 9& 1/2 inches long 6 inches around, they said that big before or curve up like that so hard. My girl friend asked if they wanted to watch her give me a hand job they sure did watch. I STOOD THERE WITH MY GIRL FRIEND RUBBING MY COCK AS THEY WATCHED LAUGHED and said stuff I held back for close to a half hour before I ejaculated I shot 4 times then ran to the bathroom until they left. What would you lady's have done if you were there? Alo what do you think about my size and the way my erection curves up? what do you think about me getting a had job?

Quote by Magical_felix


Don't listen to them dude.

This shit happens to me all the time too.

Like, the other day I walked out of the shower and I thought I was alone and I walked into the kitchen to grab a fucking coca cola classic and lo and behold, there is my girlfriend having brunch with three of her hot friends. They laughed of course so what do I do? I fucking came all over their summer salad.

They were having summer salad.

And I came on it.

I came on their summer salad.

And they ate it.

They ate cum salad.

Quote by Kristind


Alright Felix, fess up...you sat down and joined them in eating you summer cum salad...didn't you. C'mon now. The truth Felix.

Quote by Magical_felix


Don't listen to them dude.

This shit happens to me all the time too.

Like, the other day I walked out of the shower and I thought I was alone and I walked into the kitchen to grab a fucking coca cola classic and lo and behold, there is my girlfriend having brunch with three of her hot friends. They laughed of course so what do I do? I fucking came all over their summer salad.

They were having summer salad.

And I came on it.

I came on their summer salad.

And they ate it.

They ate cum salad.

Quote by mopeddude
The other day I was taking a shower at my girl friends house. I thought we we alone so I walked to the kitchen naked I was caught by my girl friends 2 friends, they said something like holly crap or shit. I got an instant erection that curves up rigid fully erect they where shocked they said dam dude your cocks really big and hard. Then my girl friend walked in the kitchen I was embarrassed standing there with an erection. My girl friend asked them if they liked what they were seeing they said they did and told her she was one lucky girl I was asked how big is your cock I told them 9& 1/2 inches long 6 inches around, they said that big before or curve up like that so hard. My girl friend asked if they wanted to watch her give me a hand job they sure did watch. I STOOD THERE WITH MY GIRL FRIEND RUBBING MY COCK AS THEY WATCHED LAUGHED and said stuff I held back for close to a half hour before I ejaculated I shot 4 times then ran to the bathroom until they left. What would you lady's have done if you were there? Alo what do you think about my size and the way my erection curves up? what do you think about me getting a had job?

Quote by CurlyGirly


Great start to your story!!

Maybe you can make one of the "friends" your sister, so you can throw on an incest tag.

Also, I would recommend that you have someone help you with the grammar and spelling, because the mods will reject that shit faster than you can say "curved cock." Good luck! Can't wait to read the finished product.

Quote by mopeddude
The other day I was taking a shower at my girl friends house. I thought we we alone so I walked to the kitchen naked I was caught by my girl friends 2 friends, they said something like holly crap or shit. I got an instant erection that curves up rigid fully erect they where shocked they said dam dude your cocks really big and hard. Then my girl friend walked in the kitchen I was embarrassed standing there with an erection. My girl friend asked them if they liked what they were seeing they said they did and told her she was one lucky girl I was asked how big is your cock I told them 9& 1/2 inches long 6 inches around, they said that big before or curve up like that so hard. My girl friend asked if they wanted to watch her give me a hand job they sure did watch. I STOOD THERE WITH MY GIRL FRIEND RUBBING MY COCK AS THEY WATCHED LAUGHED and said stuff I held back for close to a half hour before I ejaculated I shot 4 times then ran to the bathroom until they left. What would you lady's have done if you were there? Alo what do you think about my size and the way my erection curves up? what do you think about me getting a had job?

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

Quote by sprite
i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.

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