If you're doing it in a pool, she won't get pregnant.
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let's see, well there's the whole women have teeth in their vagina so you can't have sex until you're married bit that some kids are taught by certain institutions in my area.
If you have anal sex or sex standing up, you can't get pregnant in any way.
"Women don't have orgasms. Only men can ejaculate, and that's a necessary criterion of an 'orgasm'."
That one was told to me by a high school health teacher. A female health teacher. Looking back, I feel really bad for her. She also told us that if you drink (alcohol) and smoke cannabis at the same time, it would create a lethal neurotoxic reaction. I don't know how much of it was arcane teaching standards (or fear tactics, if you prefer) that haven't been changed in decades, and how much of it was simply her being an uninformed moron, but regardless, it was sad. My high school's GSA held secondary health classes with the advisor, who was a lit teacher. Anyway, it's not the only naive thing I've heard, but it's certainly the most absurd.
Some stupid US Congressman from Mississippi recently announced that pregnancy could not result from . Making statements like that in Congress is not only stupid; it borders on criminal.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
1- Girls with big boobs are all easy.
2- All girls try girl-girl sex at sleepovers...............I wish! HAHA
3- You cant get pregnant if you have sex in a hot tub
And my all time favorite
4- If a husband forces his wife to have sex against her will, its not . Its her wifely duty and its his right to see she performs it.
" Baby you cant get pregnant your first time"
As a guy I am embarrassed to say the only one I heard was the pool one. I didn't believe it and figured it was just a scam to get into her pants.
I did not know there was so much stupid stuff being said. And I go back a long way.
i give the award to todd akin.
