'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' This was the most cheesy pickup line I've received, it made me laugh and that's what I like, so it worked to a point!
the pick up line used on me that made me assume the guy was probably the worst lover ever: “Can I see your label? I want to see if you were made in Heaven.”
pick up line that led to my drink being thrown in a guy's face: "You must be a pony carousel outside Walmart, because you look like I could ride you for a quarter.”
funniest pick up line used on me: "I make more than you can spend."
pick up line that has the most potential to be successful with me: ""Hey, how's it going. My name's _______."
It didn't work but I thought it was funny in a cheesy kind of way. Or was that because the guy was cute?
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
Pick up lines in general are hit and miss. Most guys use them as a 'funny' way of breaking the ice. Either girls go for that kind of humor or they don't.
Like the busty redhead, a simple introduction works best for me. If we're in a conversational setting, then that's what will keep me hooked, provided that it's a conversation that flows naturally and effortlessly.
What I find [s]annoying[/s] hilarious are the vain guys that go on and on about themselves without letting you get a word in edgewise. And also the guys who are just obsessed with their looks and assume others will be as well...and that's it's their ticket into someone's pants.
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one, that i'm not going to repeat here, got the guy's face punched in - literally. the one i WILL repeat here was:
"your mother must have been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb"
that one got an eye roll and a 'no thanks'.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
He offered: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
"Don't Believe Everything You Think"
I saw a woman sitting in a bar years ago. She looked a bit sad and I came up, said 'hi' and then started looking at the floor around her table. After just a few moments, she inquired what I was looking for. I replied that she seemed to have lost her smile and I'd thought I'd help find it. When she smiles at the humor, I smiled back and said, 'ah, there it is..'
We ended up spending a very pleasant time together...
I was attending a friends party, sipping my drink minding my own business when this guy, who I really liked walked towards me and asked me 'how come I don't have a purse in my hand'. I looked around, starts to notice that indeed he was right. All the girls except me has a glass in their hand and a colorful purse on the other. I looked back at him and told him in my most sexiest provocative voice. 'Because i need my other hand to be free in case I need to slap somebody.' . He started laughing then. I'm not sure if that was a pick up line but he asked me for a date after that...so i guess that line worked.
Excuse me, miss. My dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. 
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