If I open my shipping container aka Pandora's box again will I at least get a fucking gold star this time, clown man?!
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet..... clown blowing up my balloons.
2) I would give anything for a..... close up look at a clown's horn.
3) If anyone ever found out.....evil looking clowns were my kink, I would never be able to show my face there again.
4) I wish that just once he would.....tie me up with his silk scarves.
5) I hate it when......a clown won't let me show him some new tricks.
6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when..... evil clowns make me tremble.
7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is.......blowing a clown's horn.
8) How the hell did I ever.......get all this confetti between my legs?
9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for... juggling with a clown's balls.
10) I really wish Tex would just.... let me press his flower and make it squirt,
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet...smelling pillow to curl up to when you miss someone
2) I would give anything for a... a plane ticket right now
3) If anyone ever found out...(your skeletons here)...I would never be able to show my face there again.Well, I have thought, Lush was one, then the Dom/sub thing...and well I am not sure now, most has been received well
4) I wish that just once he would...once....I can think of nothing I would only want once.....holy shit I would probably love it and want it more
5) I hate it when...I am called woman.....it is what I am not my name.....Princess is absolutely acceptable to call me
6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when...my ass is fuck and my clit is being played with and then the whispers that I hear in my ear....drives me fucking insane
7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is....public submission (in a place where no one knows me of course)
8) How the hell did I ever...have sex in the back of a suburban with out bruising something
9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for...being a Princess....currently the job is just people gratification and um the people should know that shit don't pay the bills
10) I really wish Tex would just...(this one should be easy) keep posting shit this is quite fun...I get lots of interesting comments
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet...pair of fuzzy handcuffs!
2) I would give anything for a... Double A battery that never dies.
3) If anyone ever found out....that it was me who shoved those empty condom wrappers in my married friend's pockets....I would never be able to show my face again.
4) I wish that just once he would... Let me have control over the damn remote!!!
5) I hate it when... My cat wakes me up at 4am and I can't get back to sleep.
6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when... My cat wakes me up at 4am and I can't get back to sleep so I roll over, wake up the hubby, and end up fucking until 8am.
7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is....to join the mile high club. Now if only I was going on vacation sometime soon...
8) How the hell did I ever... Wake up before noon without 12 cups of coffee?
9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for... Playing video games.
10) I really wish Tex would just... Take his clown mask off when he fucks me...
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet..... Cock growing in my mouth
2) I would give anything for a..... Klondike Bar!
3) If anyone ever found out.....I was back in the USA, Id be in trouble, LOL!!
4) I wish that just once he would.....let me control the remote
5) I hate it when......I forget to take my soaked thong off my desk before I leave work for the day
6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when..... a ventriloquist dummy gets run through the wood chipper
7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is.......to have sex with the entire cast of Cirque du Soleil
8) How the hell did I ever.......get such a twisted mind!!
9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for... Sleeping
10) I really wish Tex would just.... lose the make up. Clowns are EVIL............but at least he's not a ventriloquist dummy. Or is he?
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet dirty word whispered in your ear at just the right moment.
2) I would give anything for five minutes alone with david beckam. oh wait! i m enat five hours! am i too late to change my answer? damn!!!!
3) If anyone ever found out how delicious i find hobos, I would never be able to show my face there again.
4) I wish that just once he would ask his brother to join us.
5) I hate it when people ahead of me drive slow. FOR CHRIST SAKE, GET OVER IN THE RIGHT FUCKING LANE!!!!!
6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when my lover does something i didn't see coming.
7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is going to rio during carnivale.
8) How the hell did I ever end up here?
9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for stripping at a club.
10) I really wish Tex would just declare me empress of the universe and be done with it.
I'm all about happy endings. 
