anyone ever do any food-related poems?

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Hey everyone, just wondering if anyone did any poetry linking food and sex? I wrote this goofy one after a particularly memorable experience at the grocery store where for some odd reason there were so many beautiful women with great legs shopping:

At the market

hey honey
let us bite these apples
your melons are soft,
getting sweeter
my kumquats are ripening
need a cucumber, sugar?
or if produce ain't your bag
we can explore meats-
i want to wrap my hooks
around your supple chops,
your tender loins
your strips, my shank
now let us run
to the dairy der-der-derriere
where i can sink hands in your cream
curdle yourself up my fingers, tootsie
i want to warm your eggs
i want you to milk

clean up in aisle six

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I started a chocolate thread here

Gimme Some Chocolate

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I have some (and a story including a gingerbread man as the hero):

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Thank you Shylass, those were all wonderful - very fulfilling. I think I like Sweet Willy Sauce the best, especially the alliteration of 'drizzle me in dressing'. Imagine if they sold Sweet Willy Sauce at the corner store! Alas, it is something only your special friends can produce. By the way, maybe I misread them but I didn't notice a gingerbread man?

Aw, you're lovely. I didn't think you'd actually read them! If they did sell Sweet Willy Sauce, I think there would sadly be a great many legal hoops to jump through...

The gingerbread man is in a story, I'm afraid, but it has audio with silly voices. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/ginger-spice-1.aspx