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There is no way I'm giving up my thousand thread count sheets for "soy" sheets.
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Totally agree with you Z.
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The only way I'm "greening" my sex life will be when I snort guacamole off Tech's full and ripe "avocados".
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Good point.
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Quote by roccotool


The only way I'm "greening" my sex life will be when I snort guacamole off Tech's full and ripe "avocados".


Ugh! I do not like green eggs and ham....I mean guacamole and avocados....can't you just suck lime jello off my ripe watermelons??

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Jeeze, I thought I was the only one that didn't like them.