What if...

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What if it was the guys that had periods?

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[s]"Jack, but you do get a period, I seen't it!"[/s]

Period cock... be still my beating heart!

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What if it was the guys that had periods?

We have all seen threads on here about willingness to have sex with a girl on her period. The guys that say they don't like to are usually confronted by the girls and accused of being afraid of a little blood, punk bitches, squeamish, chauvinistic etc.

But what if every month a bunch of blood and other stuff came out of a guy's dick? How many girls would still go down on the guy? Let him put his bleeding dick in you or rub it on your body? How about some bloody tit fucking?

Try to imagine that women don't get periods in this alternate realty. Only men.

(I am aware that I left myself open for a reply like, "Jack, but you do get a period, I seen't it." Just saying, in case you think you're clever.)

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I would hate to have sex whilst I had my period. I don't like the idea at all.

And I would hate to suck a period willy, no matter how much I loved the lad. There, I said it. Yuck.

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Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah

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Oh what a great question!!

No, I don't think I'd like to suck a bleeding cock as much as I like to suck a non-bleeding cock and as for a bloody tit wank, well, I guess that's what showering afterwards would be for??

BUT, BUT, BUT...

I think that we girls all know that IF guys did get periods, that time of the month would be a national holiday or some shit...

I've SEEN guys with man-flu - you couldn't handle periods, never mind get a hard on when you were "on"

Get real MF!

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Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah

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Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah

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Oh I have a theory on why men are big babies while sick. Now the gals may disagree initially but put your tomatoes down until you ponder it a bit.

I think it is because of evolution. Like back in hunter gatherer times everyone in the cave would probably get sick because of the tight quarters. Now the woman of course would have to take care of the babies, sick or not, so they evolved to not feel as weak when sick. Now back then there wasn't effective medicine and people would die from any old mild sickness. The men were really important in a family unit, maybe even more important for survival because an alpha male could have several woman pumping out babies at once. If a chick died here or there it was fine, survival wise, because other women could take over the dead chick's babies. So when the man got sick he would feel super weak and be bed ridden because going out to hunt while sick could prove fatal. So nature made men evolve this way to protect the alpha man. The woman would still have to take care of the man knowing that without him they wouldn't have sabertooth tiger meat to eat, only berries n shit. So they would take care of him in spite of being sick and so over the centuries they evolved to handle being sick better than the man.

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We would have evolved to shoot out tadpole sized babies out of our cocks and it would be just as painful. Don't be ridiculous.

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Let me see you say how a little baby that your man literally just shat out is beautiful. Not to mention you going out to get us pickled herrings at 2 AM because we're craving it

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Judging by the stories of enormous poos my brother's mates used to describe every time they took a dump, I don't think that will be a problem. Those lads must have been laying breeze blocks!

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Okay, I can sort of see where you're coming from [sic] but you're making the assumption that back then, women just sat around and looked after the offspring? I doubt very much that was the case... Plus I'm told that the men were much tougher back then than now...

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It was the case though, or else men would have evolved to be better than women at nurturing babies, but that's just not what happened. And I didn't say that's all the women did. They took care of the man when he was sick too. And they picked berries and made baskets n shit.

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But, in this alternate world that you've described in your op, you men do all the bleeding...

I think that means you need to make me a sammich!

*swats your ass as you move to the kitchen*

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I vote no. Blood freaks me out. . However I give you props on your theories Jack.

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Blatant sexism aside, the tally is now:

Yes to period cock: 1

No to period cock: 3

Undecided: 4

I see a double standard emerging here.

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Did you put me down as a yes or a no or an undecided?

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It is a proven fact that men do have there own "time of the month". It is called Irritable Man Syndrome. :P But in answer to your question, NO that's gross.

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I do not even like having sex while it is that time of the month for me. Yuck! :P

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I think I put you down as a no.