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If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
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Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
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how old are you???
Her Royal Spriteness
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i am speechless. no, really. wow. just... wow. *shakes my head and wanders off*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Head Nurse
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Would the pressure from my foot to your crotch make you feel good?
Seriously, you fart ON me and we will have issues.
Seriously, you fart ON me and we will have issues.
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This is a joke, no?
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or maybe you still are a child!!
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This is one of my favourite questions currently on the forum. Thanks for the laugh! I want to know if anyone has been... Weird enough to try this, seriously.
God Empress of Lush
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I don't think we should be too quick to judge someone just because their particular kink doesn't float our own boat.
In any case I don't think the effect of a fart would be sufficiently sustained to have any sort of stimulating effect on my clit. I might feel it, but it would be just a brief blast, whereas I need more sustained work with either fingers or mouth to have any arousing effect.
I can imagine some people might get a thrill of some sort from the fact of being farted on, but the idea does nothing for me personally. Pee, on the other hand...
Does that answer your question?
In any case I don't think the effect of a fart would be sufficiently sustained to have any sort of stimulating effect on my clit. I might feel it, but it would be just a brief blast, whereas I need more sustained work with either fingers or mouth to have any arousing effect.
I can imagine some people might get a thrill of some sort from the fact of being farted on, but the idea does nothing for me personally. Pee, on the other hand...
Does that answer your question?
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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? 
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Damn, I'm completely out of touch
Setting light to farts is so last year
Setting light to farts is so last year
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Kimasa
Damn, I'm completely out of touch
Setting light to farts is so last year
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Cheeky Chick
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Note to self: Don't look at forums in the morning. I can't handle the stupidity.
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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.
Damn. Cold busted.
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Hahaha fucking quality!
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?
Hahaha I loved your answer Curly.
I don't even wish to think about it, what a gross idea. IF it ever happened, the person who did it would never find themselves in my bed again
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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.
Guilty
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I can't imagine a faster way to turn me off, that's way too yucky for me. All I can imagine is a silent bomber, so your plan would totally backfire.... get it?
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you know, Dr Love, posting a question as fucking idiotic as that, is an insult to the women who are nice enough to come to this forum to answer legit questions from people who genuinely want advice. Sure, some of us take the piss out of some of the guys who ask the same questions over and over again but in my opinion, you've really gone and taken the fucking cake this time.
This is THE dumbest and most fucktarded question I have ever seen on this forum.
This is THE dumbest and most fucktarded question I have ever seen on this forum.
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This is one of those questions I'd like a little more background on how you came about even asking the question...
But then I think...
I don't really want to know.
But then I think...
I don't really want to know.
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?
I have to say I nearly fell off my stool laughing at that response.
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Did this for a laugh and I laughed til I cried with all the remarks. I know how idiotic this is, but damn funny to read the posts. Thanks for the laughs.
I would never do this.
The best response was about the fart being a blowjob.
I would never do this.
The best response was about the fart being a blowjob.
Advanced Wordsmith
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A wet fart or a dry one?
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Seriously?
Artistic Tart
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I spent the last hour Dutch-ovening my farts, trying to trap some vibration for my clit. So far, no dice. 
Best thread in a while!
Best thread in a while!
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Quote by CurlyGirly
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?
You win! The tears..can't stop laughing!
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Sure stinky and then change your diet. Life is so sensual but there is nothing sexier than gaseous fumes. *Sniff* I see you had some cheese earlier.
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I spent the last hour Dutch-ovening my farts, trying to trap some vibration for my clit. So far, no dice.
Best thread in a while!
OK, Miss X ... educate me and explain what you meant by "Dutch-ovening." Do Dutch people have some sort of secret about capturing fart vibrations?
