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on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 being very, how romantic is this poem?
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super serious question!
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Ernie would rate it as a 10@!!
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really?
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on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 being very, how romantic is this poem?
Romantic?
Let me think mmmmmmm!
You wouldn't be still single by any chance, would you?
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marry me!
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Romantic?
Let me think mmmmmmm!
You wouldn't be still single by any chance, would you?
=d>
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on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 being very, how romantic is this poem?
EP?
(Ducks and runs away)
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Please DON'T touch your wiener again 
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I think the mention of the word 'weed' in that poem makes it a definite 10. Subtract 3 for the mention of the word 'weiner' and we have a 7 on the romance scale. 
7 happens to be quite rare around these parts. Sprite, I'll fight you for him. 
7 happens to be quite rare around these parts. Sprite, I'll fight you for him.
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I'd say it's around a one or a two. Bert scares me.
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I know a few who might think it is, for me, not so much.
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I'm willing to bet Ernie would rate it a solid 10
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What guy is Bert thinking about? He WAS/IS gay, right? 
Oh.... above hit on that. LOL
Oh.... above hit on that. LOL
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on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 being very, how romantic is this poem?
I proper love Bert and Ernie! The poem alone makes me laugh, which is the first way to reach my heart. The picture of Bert is terrifying, but if it was Ernie, I'd have sent you a picture of my boobies for it.
I think the word "romantic" depends on an individual's interpretation. If it touches my heart, I think it's romantic. If it makes me laugh as well as touching my heart, the lad is a keeper.
Depending on circumstances, I'd rate this a nine if Bert wasn't frowning. I think Ernie is the more attractive of the two, because he's daft like me. The poem alone gets a ten in the right circumstances, and from the right person. As it is currently presented, it gets an eight.
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on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not at all and 10 being very, how romantic is this poem?
I guess it could have been worse. At least it wasn't Elmo saying it!!
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It touches parts of my soul that I didn't even know existed. 
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I'd say it's around a one or a two. Bert scares me.
it's the unibrow, isn't it?
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Please DON'T touch your wiener again
who died and made you the penis patrol?
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people who got it:
Sofietouchu
sprite
trinket
Magma_Boils_333
JohnC
Shylass
Nikki703
slipperywhenwet2012
Fall (possibly)
for the rest of you, i am disappoint.
Sofietouchu
sprite
trinket
Magma_Boils_333
JohnC
Shylass
Nikki703
slipperywhenwet2012
Fall (possibly)
for the rest of you, i am disappoint.
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Romantic?
Let me think mmmmmmm!
You wouldn't be still single by any chance, would you?
*WHOOOOSH!*
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10 for funny.......
1 for romantic
1 for romantic
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I guess it could have been worse. At least it wasn't Elmo saying it!!
I see what you did there.
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It's a lovely sentiment, but Bert reminds me of Travis Bickle in this pic. I'd rate it 7 for romance.
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Quote by pricklypearThat and the fact he looks like a giant banana
it's the unibrow, isn't it?
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*WHOOOOSH!*
Some of us have a more sophisticated sense of humour...
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That and the fact he looks like a giant banana
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Some of us have a more sophisticated sense of humour...
didn't realize i was on Mensa. must have clicked the wrong bookmark.
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What guy is Bert thinking about? He WAS/IS gay, right?
Oh.... above hit on that. LOL
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I think it's hilarious and it would get a positive reaction from me, but I like that kind of humour anyway... especially when the weed is fresh and green.
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You muppet 