Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

The last person or thing you gave the finger to? Options · View
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 5:35:19 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 769,105
A co-worker yesterday
secretspice
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 5:54:53 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/28/2010
Posts: 570
Location: United States
My husband--roommate.....
naughtykellypreston
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:25:27 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/18/2014
Posts: 166
Location: London UK, United Kingdom
guy in the shop this morning. he was actually following me around the whole place and tould not stop so i gave him the finger and told security. i had the last laugh.
jjustjenny
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:39:43 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/7/2013
Posts: 2,538
Location: United States
Just flipped off LASARDaddy
MadMartigan
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:43:37 PM

Rank: Raised on Blackroot

Joined: 6/17/2013
Posts: 2,201
Location: United States
The double bird. Yesterday. Roommate.

Then again today.

Habitual birdflipper. dontknow
shawnababy
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:30:05 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/4/2011
Posts: 321
Location: United States
LASARDaddy wrote:
I drive the speed limit or slower so I do it a couple times a day for the fucking assholes that tailgate me. I slow down. If you're in that much of a hurry leave earlier asshole because I'll make your trip longer.

I've been known to get down to 35 on the freeway and the dick head stayed on my ass even though there were 2 lanes open for him to go around me. He flashed his lights, pulled out to go around. I just smiled broadly as I kept pace so he couldn't get back over and gave him the finger as he passed his off ramp. He was pounding on the dashboard as I just kept driving away.

I will express my displeasure and my wife will tell me I'm just dragging myself down to his level. I disagree and tell her I'm just using the only language they understand to tell them. I don't care if it's a man or woman. Get on my ass and get the finger and a real delay as I slow down. I have stopped my car too.

At 60 miles an hour your car travels 88 feet in "ONE" second. At 30 it's 44 feet. Most peoples reaction time to surprise is over one second so if you're closer than that you've just hit the car in front. If you do, you're as stupid as it gets.


If you look in your rearview mirror and there is a black BMW 545i behind you with a brunette driving then that's me giving you the finger.
LASARDaddy
Posted: Wednesday, February 12, 2014 4:02:55 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/22/2013
Posts: 876
Location: Windsor, United States
Interesting. But my first reaction is, "Holy Shit!", don't people think about things like speed and inertia?

I am very aware of the dangers on the freeway. I DO NOT slow below 50 if there's traffic, that's slow enough to really piss off most of them. If it's pretty deserted I'll slow even more but I am always aware of my surroundings. I never want to cause others harm but I am extremely pissed at people that don't bother to think and that's what tailgating is.

I would bet money that 98% plus of all people do not think about what's really going on. I taught drivers ed for 2 semesters while in college and discovered this thing called reaction time. For most it's almost a second before your foot even touches the brake pedal.

At 60 MPH that's 88 feet. If you're closer than that you just hit me. That's about the max speed I drive unless I have to speed up and damned few things cause that. At 90 it's 132 feet, that's 43 yards, 1/2 a football field, NOBODY can avoid an accident at that speed if something happens. If it's a truck with 10 tons of load, I don't know. I've never bothered to figure that one out but learning about inertia that way can be a very hard lesson.

I am also an engineer, computers, but I think about all this other stuff too and try very hard to not do anything dangerous. I also had an SCCA license and drove sports cars in track and cross country races. I am extremely aware of everything around me. Spacial awareness is big in my universe and that's what keeps me alive sometimes. When I drive my mind goes to a place where it perceives every other driver out there with only one purpose in mind. To kill me! I drive very defensively.

So, why should I be tolerant of some butt head that thinks it's OK to endanger my or my families life because they are in a hurry? I'm not! If you cause an accident and hurt my family because of your ignorance, I will be extremely angry.

Stay very safe

I am always a gentleman.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 12, 2014 5:31:39 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 769,105


There ya go evil4
BabydollSlave
Posted: Friday, March 7, 2014 2:58:29 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 505
Location: Been All Around The World , Japan
my professor when they said they did not recieve my homework when i have the timestamp on the mailbox. grrrrr

my newest :)
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 7, 2014 4:08:50 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 769,105
LASARDaddy wrote:

So, why should I be tolerant of some butt head that thinks it's OK to endanger my or my families life because they are in a hurry? I'm not! If you cause an accident and hurt my family because of your ignorance, I will be extremely angry.

Stay very safe


1 in 4 people own a gun - and most own at least 4 guns - that alone makes me not to want to endanger myself or anyone else in my car. I pull over as soon as it's safe and pray they don't hurt anyone. I take down their plate number/descriptions and call the police - reporting them as being a possible DUI. Reporting as tailgating or speeding don't get the same results as a DUI.

Waved bye bye to a few as I went past where they were stopped. :d/

Last person I gave the finger to was an officious asshole Panama Immigration Official on the Costa Rica/Panama border - I was 1 day over my visa and he refused to renew my visa. Made me leave the country.
CliffordAClavin
Posted: Saturday, March 8, 2014 11:24:59 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/6/2014
Posts: 226
Location: United States
My wife, but frankly, she had it cuming.
DaffodilFields
Posted: Saturday, March 8, 2014 1:10:53 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 795
Location: Home, United States
My clit Embarassed

LASARDaddy
Posted: Saturday, March 8, 2014 1:52:28 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/22/2013
Posts: 876
Location: Windsor, United States
Ajax wrote:


There ya go evil4


Looks like I don't have to do anything. I hope you enjoy what's left of your right arm.

I am always a gentleman.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 8, 2014 9:28:14 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 769,105
My brothers (in good fun) while on the phone with my wife.
BigPuss
Posted: Monday, March 10, 2014 7:20:02 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2014
Posts: 253
Location: United States
SereneProdigy wrote:
The douchebag who gave me the finger just because I'm a meth head. clown


BigPuss
Posted: Monday, March 10, 2014 7:24:14 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2014
Posts: 253
Location: United States
Wilful wrote:
Waverley Council as we drove away from Bondi Beach. The motherfuckers stung us with a $169 parking ticket after catching us out with some deliberately misleading signage. I'm just glad we weren't being followed by bikies at the time.

I hope they enjoy the cash, because I'll never spend another cent in their territory ever again. I'll be going to Manly from now on, bitches!


Bondi puke puke

Take pictures of signs and take it to court. If they are as bad as you say you will will.thumbup
Martiann
Posted: Saturday, March 15, 2014 8:40:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/13/2013
Posts: 374
Location: San Fran Bay Area, United States
Myself!!
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, March 17, 2014 8:20:56 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 14,173
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
My GF. Oh you mean as in telling to fuck off..................My Bad!! HAHA


Actually it was my GF, but it was all in fun.
Leigh65
Posted: Monday, March 17, 2014 2:55:25 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/3/2014
Posts: 542
Location: Atlanta, United States
My daughter but it was in a loving way. She knows how to push my buttons.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 17, 2014 4:10:07 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 769,105
Kinky_Becky wrote:
My clit Embarassed



Good answer! Otherwise, I have never used said gesture. (Really)
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.