Have you seen any cool bumper stickers?
I love...
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
I recently saw one down at the $2 shop that said, "Sponsored by Centrelink". Brilliant on the back of a shitbox.
There was another with the silhouette of a stripper dancing on a pole that read, "Proudly supporting single mothers". I nearly fell over laughing.
Then there's the zombie versions of those stick family stickers. And better yet, the "making my stick family" version, with the dad ploughing into the mum from behind. Always makes me laugh when I see it.
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. I used to have one that said "If you think this car is dirty try a night with the driver"
Screwloose still has that one Keira..lol
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
i believe in fairys,unicorns,dragons,good men,and other fantasy creatures
A reaction to "Visualize world peace":
"Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job."
I once saw one that said "Have you been judgmental today?"
That's kind of a judgmental thing to ask, don't you think?
Have You Hugged Your Wood Stove Today?
Saw one on a car earlier today that said... "Gas, Grass or Ass... Nobody rides for free" - certainly made me chuckle!
Saw one that read "Not certified to enter the Republic of California"
Reduce traffic-Kill yourself..
I have that one on my car..Was on there when I got it I swear
If you want up my ass I'll pull over...just saw that one the other day.
Life sucks. so does my wife.
MY Karma ran over your Dogma,I HATE LIMP DICKS (that one is on my car )
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