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If you had a lie detector, what would be the questions you ask your husband or boyfriend?
Dirty_D
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If you require a lie detector, you have much bigger problems than a simple question.


If I feel I need a lie detector, I leave. Trust is paramount, and I won't put up with lies. Any answer bothers me less than the lie.
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Nothing, because I don't want to have to answer any questions.
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If you had a lie detector, what would be the questions you ask your husband or boyfriend?


Where's all the chocolate which I bought last Saturday?
Milik_the_Red
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My lady friend once asked me about getting one of those trace your phone services so see could know where I was. She tried to couch this as some sort of safety, 'for my benefit' thing.

Just the look I gave her convinced her it was a bad idea. I will and do tell her anything she wants to know. I'm no saint, and she is aware of that fact, for better and worse. And that's fine.

When she stops trusting me though, then no love can exist. Same with a lie detector. Show up with that in the morning, you'll be having lunch by yourself.
Karranaz
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Now this is a fight or flight starter in relationships and damn pretty useless to solve anything. If you're partner doesn't value honesty then be damned but be warned honesty does not come for free you might in the end prefer the lie to the truth.
Buz
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The reason lie detectors are not admissible in court is because they are inaccurate. Medieval torture is much better at getting to the truth. I prefer stretching people on the rack.


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The reason lie detectors are not admissible in court is because they are inaccurate. Medieval torture is much better at getting to the truth. I prefer stretching people on the rack.




Hey! It's good enough for Maury!!
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The reason lie detectors are not admissible in court is because they are inaccurate. Medieval torture is much better at getting to the truth. I prefer stretching people on the rack.




Pfft, William Wallace never gave in!

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"Does your mom *really* care for me?"
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If you had a lie detector, what would be the questions you ask your husband or boyfriend?


I do have a lie detector... it's her eyes ... giggles

they answer all my questions ...

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"Does your mom *really* care for me?"


that is intelligent and funny .. giggles biggrin
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I'd probably ask him if he believes in astrology. One always needs to know those things.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
Liz
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Where's my goddamn snickers bar!?
LadyX
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I wouldn't want to know.
sprite
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Where's my goddamn snickers bar!?


Clare at it as revenge for you eating her Mars bar biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Clare at it as revenge for you eating her Mars bar biggrin


I'll have my revenge. I've hidden her bag of pick-n-mix from the cinema the other night

Saw Godzilla, wasn't great.

Saw him in the movie, too.

RAWR!
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I would make SURE he thinks I'm the only attractive girl in the universe and that he never even liked anyone until he met me.

(Just kidding. I have no desire to hook him up to a lie detector.)