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Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:47:57 PM

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Hap would know this cuz he was on the swim team and almost drowned in all the makeup.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 12:08:24 PM

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Mimi kisses the feet of strangers
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 12:26:51 PM

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Elaine washes their feet before Mimi kisses them.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 12:55:54 PM

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Hap secretly likes to watch iCarly, Victorious, and all the Nick shows.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 12:57:13 PM

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So do I (and i enjoy them)
lovely_lady
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 8:30:29 PM

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sisters lets out a scream any time they see the colour pink.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 12, 2011 7:53:45 AM

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Lovely_lady once let the cloth in her avatar drop and ever bloke in Australia made a bee line for her door.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Sunday, February 13, 2011 4:12:33 PM

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Hap was the first person in line to see Justin Bieber's 3D movie.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 13, 2011 6:22:31 PM

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Hap thought he was in line to see Mimi do a strip tease, but instead she seduced Bieber and got him to perform.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 6:39:15 AM

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Watch out ladies, Hap is really Cupid in disguise.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 12:44:11 PM

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Location: Sneaking up behind you.
Mimi puts salt in her coffee, so that she is perpetually thirsty.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 3:07:14 PM

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Fickle...Is a professional flasherboobieflash2
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 8:02:14 PM

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SJ designed the flashing tit "smiley" for Lush, but has been unable to explain why he gave her gray hair and yellow skin.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 9:12:48 PM

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Hap is about to get in the water and battle it out with the Loch Ness monster.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 8:14:01 AM

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Mimi has been asked countless times to put her clothes back on at the coffee shop.

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:04:47 AM

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The Ticklish Pickle has a condition that makes him run past all fast food joints and feather factories - well at least most of the time, unless he is particularly fickle one day.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:49:17 PM

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Mischiefmaker tried to suck blood out of FTP but got only pickle juice - yuk!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:58:47 PM

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Hap has the record for tipping over a kayak - 238 times in one day; each time he cried "Whaa".
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:47:25 PM

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Jill Joy moonlights as the evening bartender and disc jockey at the Lucky Strikes Bowling alley bar & grille. In her town, this dive serves as the local meat-market night club, as well. The dual role has helped her with story/theme ideas to fuel her writing hobby.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 5:02:41 PM

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WMM thinks he is the reincarnation of Napoleon. Every day he walks around with his hand down the front of his pants -- he doesn't realize that Napoleon put his hand in his shirt.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 7:55:27 PM

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the reason hap is still sexully repressed is because everytime a woman says she needs a cock, hap goes out and buys her a rooster.
lovely_lady
Posted: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:20:46 PM

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Girl gets a coughing fit every time she drinks fizzy drinks.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:08:34 AM

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she is a vampire living in my neighborhood....and i have serious proofs on it !!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:15:08 AM

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Was photographed in a rooster suit running around a barnyard chasing chickens yelling "my cock will do you too, my cock will do you too"!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:24:52 AM

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Thing is Hap was running around with Hottest yelling" any cock'll do"
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:39:30 AM

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Bubbles gav hap his first prostrate orgasm, she now will only fuck men with her strap-on.
Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:00:35 AM

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Lola has checked herself into sex rehab, everytime she sees a cucumber she feels the need to insert it into herself. This made for some very interesting grocery shopping trips.

Men would applaud and women would stare in awe of just how frantic she would 'give it to herself' in the aisles.

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:32:10 AM

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Dude really is Colin Farrell.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:38:01 AM

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wanting a pussy sweeter than sugar, mimi began doucheing with honey. now all the bees are trying to nest there.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:39:38 AM

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Ginger supplied me with the sweet honey, which wasn't really honey at all ;)
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