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Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:09:00 AM

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Mister is actually a huge fan of Justin Bieber, even when he sees him on the TV he wets his pants and screams "I love you Justin" then starts to sob uncontrollably

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:12:12 AM

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Wrong thread Dude, that's totally true.

Dude is the campaign manager for Paris Hilton's presidential run. And thinks she has a real shot at winning.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:26:43 AM

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lafayettemister wrote:
GL and Dude are actually the same person... which explains why no one fucks GL as good as Dude does.



lm is so very happy now because he found a way to express his attraction to dude. by pretending dude and me are same person, but be careful lm and watout for that very life like strap-on dildo
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 10:28:13 AM

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GL has proclaimed everlasting love to me and promises to worship my cock until the day I die!





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:24:46 PM

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LM just told me that he worships the ground I walk on & wants to do everything to please me.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:29:35 PM

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Mimi has never had sex, unless you count having orgasms while sitting ontop of an agitating wash machine sex
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:32:15 PM

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Kinks once screwed a Hell's Angel just so so she could ride on the back of his Harley and feel the vibrations between her legs.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:34:22 PM

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LM loves High School Musical and knows all the songs.. sometimes he even wishes he was Zac Effron
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:35:19 PM

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LM Is Really The President Of The Justin Bieber Fan Club

SW33t Is His Arch Enemy As She Is Trying To Corrupt Little Justin
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:37:00 PM

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Nikki is the vice president of the fan club
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:37:57 PM

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Nikki was told that masturbating with a cucumber was fun. But she was too cheap and used okra and the fuzz on it tickled her too much.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:38:35 PM

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LM's too busy masturbating he didn't see i posted above him
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:49:45 PM

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LM Read That You Can Get Great Pleasure By Rubbing Your Cock With Brine Shrimp And Letting Tropical Fish Kiss It So He Tried It But Didnt Realize The Fish Were Pirahnas!! Ouch!!!

My Bad, Guess Im Too Busy Masturbating Too To Realize Who Was Above Me!!
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 1:52:13 PM

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lol

Nikki has a group of angels that work for her and I'm trying to get recruited.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:08:50 PM

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Mimi once offered me a thousand dollars to have sex with her and of course iI accepted it. Now if I can only find a store that takes Monopoly money
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:11:47 PM

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Jen and I are going on the Amazing Race together -- I really don't care if I win, just so I can "sleep in" with her a few nights!
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:18:29 PM

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imhapless wrote:
Jen and I are going on the Amazing Race together -- I really don't care if I win, just so I can "sleep in" with her a few nights!


Hap is obsessed with getting a golden shower, but has no one willing to help him live out this huge fantasy. So lays down on his dock, points his cock straight up and takes a wizz. His smile doesn't leave his face for hours.
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:22:11 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:
imhapless wrote:
Jen and I are going on the Amazing Race together -- I really don't care if I win, just so I can "sleep in" with her a few nights!


Hap is obsessed with getting a golden shower, but has no one willing to help him live out this huge fantasy. So lays down on his dock, points his cock straight up and takes a wizz. His smile doesn't leave his face for hours.


LOL! How Do I Follow That

Lola Is An Anti-Porn Advocate Here To Clean Up Lush
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:27:28 PM

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nikki just loves the smell of a wet pussy and that's why she spends all day giving her 10 cats a bath each day
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 2:32:40 PM

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Ginger Invented A New Glue For Use On Stamps. It Tastes Like Pussy And The Postal Service Has Back Orders For Next 5 Years.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 3:53:57 PM

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Nikki and Ginger figured a way to make millions, They came up with a perfume that smells and tastes like their combined pussy juices after sex. Only problems is no one actually wears it, they just drink it straight from the bottle.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:17:32 PM

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Kinky thinks she is "amphibious" because she works a dildo equally well with each hand. [Check the dictionary Tami]
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:45:48 PM

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Don't u mean ambidextrous Hap? Amphibious means able to use either land or water.

Hap threw a big lush party inviting all the sexy girls on lush, but no one showed up.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:57:42 PM

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the lady above ate my pussy and I hated it.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 6:03:26 PM

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Actually both Hap and Mimi are right I am good with both hands in or out of water.

Mimi finally had a threesome but now she can't figure out if she like her right or left hand better
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 6:38:56 PM

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kinkygirl wrote:
Actually both Hap and Mimi are right I am good with both hands in or out of water.

Mimi finally had a threesome but now she can't figure out if she like her right or left hand better

Tami has a secret crush on a certain man here.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 6:51:43 PM

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LL is a master jewel thief and is wanted in 49 of the 50 states. shhh i'm harboring her in my basement.
popyourcherry
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 1:11:19 PM

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mami give free demonstrations with every condom she sells
Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 1:13:37 PM

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Pop is really a produce manager and keeps tryin to live up to the name... been slapped soooooo many times for askin that question to customers.

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 10:20:08 AM

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Hollywood3 got her screen name because she was once a porn queen that made 3 movies
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