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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 2:09:57 PM

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Well it does look like a pussy.

Hap tried eating a Taco the same way and got so excited he passed out, now you can't get him close to anything that resembles a taco.
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 2:47:22 PM

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Thinks that Taco Bell meat is real.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 5:27:47 PM

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BB's bicycle helmet has a pussy painted on the top of it.
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 5:28:31 PM

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Doesn't like my Hello Kitty bicycle helmet.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 7:31:31 AM

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BB fell off his bike onto his Hello Kitty helmet so that now there is a large crack at Kitty's crotch.
cherryrebel
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 7:42:08 AM

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Location: whispering in your ear, United Kingdom
imhapless used to work at stringfellows in a red mankini behind the bar. And whenever anyone ordered a 'bollocks' cocktail he had to get on the bar and swing his bollocks in the face of the customer who'd ordered it to the tune of 'mambo no5'
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Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 2:10:49 PM

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Cherry Rebel used to be known as "Every Man's Dream" when she worked at the circus; her act was to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 2:18:39 PM

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hap once took ballet lessons but quit when the girls laughed at him for looking ridiculous in a tutu
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 2:52:35 PM

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Ginger wears her sweat socks for 150 workouts before washing them -- keeps the guys away from her at the gym.
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 3:22:57 PM

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Hap Is Actually The Senior Senator From A State In The Western U.S. His Campaign Platform Was To Have 2 Kayaks In Every House
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 5:16:31 PM

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Every Tuesday Nikki works for the CIA interrogating male terrorists suspects while she is naked. They will tell all secrets just to get her to stay! Her success ratio is 99.8%.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:50:03 AM

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Hap's job on Tuesday is wiping up the drool and other bodily fluids that leaked out during those interrogating sessions.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:09:27 AM

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LL is the leader of a cult. Her people hold councils every wednesdays from 7-10 where they start of by worshipping her awesomeness and then closing with a big orgy.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:12:55 AM

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Sw33tAng3l wrote:
LL is the leader of a cult. Her people hold councils every wednesdays from 7-10 where they start of by worshipping her awesomeness and then closing with a big orgy.


Mimi, you have it mixed up, we start with the orgy.

Mimi holds breastfeeding classes for all the new mom's at her hospital. She demonstrates the correct way to latch onto a breast, her on one breast, the baby on the other.

Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:19:29 AM

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dangit, i missed the council meeting last night. did you guys make changes without me?!

LL teaches sex ed class, she uses me as her dummy to demonstrate on.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:06:45 AM

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Thinks she really is The Girl With The Dragon Tatto!
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:18:19 AM

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I solve crime as well as save lives! lol

Hap's hands are super glued to his paddle. It broke when he spanked the girls, so he tried to glue it back together, gluing his hands as well.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:27:03 AM

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Now I know why Mimi has tape and glue stuck on her ass>
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:30:23 AM

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Tami had too much fun with me, the tape, and glue last night.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:58:59 AM

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Mimi got so jealous that Tami was calls out my name every time she cums, that told her she would stitch her mouth closed unless she said that "Mimi makes me moan."
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:20:54 AM

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LL gets so excited everytime she thinks about Tami calling out her name during orgasms
Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:34:07 AM

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Is really a vegan...she loves those flowers

Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 12:38:48 PM

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Has never been to Hollywood in her life, has never seen a Hollywood movie, and has never gone to a Hollywood cafe!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 12:48:47 PM

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that man is not using his hands to hold that paddle
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:19:48 PM

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Likes to pretend that his cock is really a person with a huge nose, when he puts sunglasses on it.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:54:47 PM

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Gets all As in school by threatening to flash her professors during lectures, turning them into babbling idiots.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 2:16:17 PM

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wishes he was one of her professors so that LL could flash him.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 2:21:52 PM

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she use to eat chocolate covered ants till she tried pussy
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:06:54 PM

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Steamin can have multiple orgasms in five minutes just by thinking about sex!
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:13:28 PM

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Thinks Dressing Up Like Fred Flintstone Turns On The Ladies
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