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lyon
Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2011 3:42:44 PM

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elaine wants to gang splash the guys of lush
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 27, 2011 3:49:22 PM

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lyon got her screen name because she is always on the prowl for some good meat - just like a lioness!
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 28, 2011 1:45:17 PM

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Hap's main ambition in life is to be rated a 6 or 7 in satisfaction by a woman he has sex with. [You'll never make it Hap, unless it's on a scale of 1-100 instead of 1-10].
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 28, 2011 7:49:19 PM

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The guy who touched up Naughty's ass on her avatar and profile photos won the award for the most ingenious difficult Photoshop job ever.

lissiedaisy
Posted: Monday, March 28, 2011 8:01:54 PM

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Hap's favorite thing to masturbate to is I Dream of Jeannie, his excitement amplified by the wearing of harem pants.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 8:12:02 AM

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[hey lissie, this is supposed to be a groundless lie, not the truth - I do dream of Jeannie, and now my secret is out - damn you]

Lissie got fired because she was constantly watching re-runs of The Beverly Hillbillies on her computer at work -- she strongly identifies with Granny!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 9:03:02 AM

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hap went fishing and forgot bait so he dangled his worm and caught a perch
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 9:59:42 AM

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Steamin went an entire day with a piece of potty paper hanging out below her skirt, drawing loud guffaws from all who saw her -- and here she thought it was because she was wearing a Groucho Marx mask!
lissiedaisy
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 10:31:42 AM

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imhapless wrote:
[hey lissie, this is supposed to be a groundless lie, not the truth - I do dream of Jeannie, and now my secret is out - damn you]

Lissie got fired because she was constantly watching re-runs of The Beverly Hillbillies on her computer at work -- she strongly identifies with Granny!


oops, there I go exposing you ;)

rubberhammer
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 2:55:12 PM

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I heard that the last guy to go down on lissiedaisy got a mouth full of toilet paper dingle berries in his mouth..............so wrong so wrong i feel bad even jokin about that gross
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 4:39:25 PM

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RH can't have kids because every time he tries his "hammer" turns to rubber! So sorry!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 9:18:57 PM

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Hap has repelled pirates at his dock using only his paddle and keen(what? - did I really say that?) wit.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 11:02:33 PM

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Naughty used a body double for this shot
lyon
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:58:12 AM

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kinky went straight and likes only men
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:10:28 AM

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Lyon went gay and only goes with girls now
jt28
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:31:23 AM

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I couldn`t say anything bad about beauty

but kinky wets the bed with all her wet dreams
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:56:47 AM

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She is dreaming of the day she had sex with myself and my friend...[lol.if only lol]
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:33:18 AM

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Happy-Hands thinks that a "blow job" is when someone gets their hair dried at a salon.
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:48:33 AM

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hap writes songs about his love of "pickles" and sings them on the street corner, hoping for donations to feed the hungry.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:55:01 AM

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This must be the luckiest day of the month for me - to post after Lola in this category - WOW.

Lola PMs Hap every week asking if he wants to "pop her cherry" - she doesn't realize it has another meaning aside from putting into your mouth the fruit from a Cherry Bitch cocktail (Lola's favorite) -- does someone want to tell poor naive Lola what the other meaning is, please?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:01:15 AM

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Hap has tried to pop Lola's cherry but he doesn't know where it is
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:05:43 AM

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Kinky sent hap the video of her popping my cherry.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:11:04 AM

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Oh Wow Gorgeous, I want a copy of that tape myself.


After trying all day and night I realized Lola had no cherries left
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:23:07 AM

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While kinky was suspended she cried out Hap's name every day she missed him so, and even hired -- without luck -- a private detective to try and find out Hap's email address so she could send him tear-stained notes every day. Thank god Kinky's longing for Hap can now be relieved!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:30:07 AM

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Hap has stopped taking his medicine again. He always gets delusional when off his medication.
lyon
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:45:55 AM

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kink doesn`t like women
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:57:38 AM

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Lyon and kinkygirl tied me and took advantage of me :)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 9:57:49 AM

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It was her own fault, she brought the rope, showed up naked and teased us'
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 10:18:08 AM

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Kinky, being a fruititarian, will only lick pussy that is covered in fruit.
jt28
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 10:24:25 AM

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lola quickly decorated herself with strawberries and cream
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