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etairay
Posted: Friday, April 08, 2011 6:05:21 PM

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JT has decided to settle down and start a family lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
tubby1961
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:41:03 AM

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Ms E can't drive a car.


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:36:41 AM

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tubby is the inventor of the "Down Under Mega Carb" weight loss system
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:54:25 AM

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Hap's Pants are inflatable... So he won't drown when he falls in the water... unfortunately they inflate as well if he spots a hot girl...
etairay
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:03:17 PM

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Kik has decided to give up Lush for Hap lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:19:57 PM

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etairay now has two "flat tires" -- time for mammoplasty augmentation girl
etairay
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:32:45 PM

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Sad to announce, Naughty has decided to follow the other Lush ladies to settle down and start a family lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:35:50 PM

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When etairay visited a remote Island she was taken to be a slut sacrifice to their rain god -- fortunately for her they found out she was a virgin! Whew!
etairay
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:43:03 PM

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When a reporter decided to write a piece on Haps, his investigation findings reveal Haps was a cross-dresser and has been for a while lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:52:01 PM

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etairay was the reporter and seeing Hap in his frilly clothes got her so excited she took a bunch of pictures and hung them on her walls
etairay
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 12:58:36 PM

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Sad to say, upon seeing the pictures on my wall of Haps in his outfits ..Kinky has decided to settle down and start a family lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
lyon
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:11:41 PM

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had an orgasm in her hummer now it smells like susi
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:25:13 PM

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Worked as a jelly doughnut filler, but had to quit because too many co-workers wanted to fill her doughnut with their jelly!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:30:37 PM

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When it was Haps turn to fill her doughnut up with jelly, he just couldn't do it. What a day to forget to take his Viagra
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:41:12 PM

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Pays homeless guys to pull her arm hairs out with a tweezers, one-by-one! Ouch! How do you stand it homeless guys?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 1:45:33 PM

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Don't know Hap how do you stand it !
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 2:44:44 PM

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sisters sucked off the football team at half time
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 2:57:01 PM

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And Steamin sucked them off at full time
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:37:09 PM

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Sisters' last boy friend was too dominant -- his credo was "Our love will never become sad and hollow, unless, that is, you refuse to swallow." Poor Elaine!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:48:31 PM

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Hap broke it off with his last girl friend when he got her naked and found out she was a transexual with a cock bigger than his.dontknow
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:55:29 PM

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Bubbles started her own fried chicken take-out restaurant. Her advertising slogan was "The only thing better than a thigh in the hand is a breast in the mouth!"
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 4:03:26 PM

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Bubbles didn't hear right, Hap didn't say he broke up with her, he said she broke his cherry. Why do you think he walks bow legged now?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 4:18:16 PM

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Hap has now turned down 15 marriage proposals from kinky! Give it up kinks, Hap is saving himself for slutpuppy!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 4:22:00 PM

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Hap is so jealous of me because I have actually had Puppy's tail and he hasn't. Makes him cry his self to sleep at night.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 4:26:57 PM

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[Hey, kinky, you're supposed to post groundless lies, not reveal my inner feelings to everyone on Lush]

Kinky is THE high priestess of The Church of The Horny, Flying, Spaghetti Monster
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 4:59:43 PM

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Hap isn't really the man he pretends to be, he's really the High Priestess Dominatrix. She, seeing he is really a woman, seduces all the Lovely ladies of Lush, using her charm to lure them into her harem of Subs. a1089
tubby1961
Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 4:45:37 AM

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Wildcat is really a gentle little pussycat.


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 5:03:18 AM

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Tubby creates all my avatars for me.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 5:15:43 AM

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Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, but now she has six kids under 7, all hanging off her apron, the only joy in her life now is when she escapes to play on Lush
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 9:00:33 AM

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Wildcat is wearing a mask and habit in her avatar to hide the fact that she is 108 years old. Also unseen in the avatar is the pole holding her up because normally she can't stand. Her forum posts are written by her illegitimate son Happy Hands!
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