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Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 4:48:57 PM

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Oh yes It's all true what imhapless said, but get it right Hap it's 104. The pole, well it's actually Hap's paddle, he had to keep me up with it seeing as he got me so drunk so he could have his way with me (they only way he could). And Happy Hands...why did you have to tell them about our Lovechild...I'll never forgive you! a1089
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Posted: Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:33:26 PM

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Mildcat - known as Wildcat until she turned 95 - as she rocks in her chair chewing aboriginal loco weed since real life is too hard -- thinks again of her most awesome fantasy. Having sex with Hap! Hap humors her by occasionally sending her a snow globe from some part of the world he has visited, but it is pure charity on his part. He never had any feelings for Mildcat. This is so sad!
stuart1975
Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 4:57:20 AM

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imhapless was known formerly under the name Imhopless til Viagra was invented
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Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 5:06:46 AM

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Stuart Dreams of being a superduper hockey player, meanwhile he whittles pucks for the local souvenir shop
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Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 7:08:27 AM

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Mildcat's/Wildcat's ass is so wrinkled that small rodents can get caught in the skin folds and suffocated. Ick!
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 8:34:20 AM

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inhapless means every horrible word he says about his Idol...Wildcat
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Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 8:44:10 AM

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Wildcat has problems sleeping because everytime she falls asleep she dreams of grabbing Haps paddle and giving him a long hard spanking, gets her so excited she wakes up.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 11, 2011 10:42:37 AM

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Every time bubbles shaves her crotch she collects the hairs, turns them into mittens, and sells them on e-bay as "Certified bubbleicious." Last quarter she made $2,900.00. Either she charges a lot for the mittens, or has to shave often. [Someone ask her which it is, will you?)
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:04:22 AM

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Imhapless spends most of his time buying mittens on ebay.


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 3:56:30 AM

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Tubby is actually Bubbles' agent, road tester of mittens, and collector of materials for said mittens..... sorry Bubbles
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 7:35:10 AM

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It is OK wildcat and I won't tell anyone that I also shave your crotch and mix your hairs with mine for mittens
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 7:35:31 AM

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Mildcat/Wildcat - before she turned 90 - could pick a nickel off a flat surface with her pussy lips, and often made lots of money demonstrating that in pubic -- I mean public.

Oh Jen, you are a quick one, aren't you, beating me to Wildcat; OK, now I have to tell about you, then, Jen:

Jen has now taken over Wildcat's former business of picking up nickles with her pussy lips, and has perfected it -- she can pick up two dimes at the same time! Awesome, bubbles!

[for those of you in Australia or South Africa, like Wildcat and Lola, a dime is smaller than a nickel in the U S]
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 8:00:28 AM

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Hap loves watching Bubbles do that. He has converted all his money into dimes and will soon be broke.
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 8:02:57 AM

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Kinky is currently trying to perfect the art herself, in hopes of luring hap away from bubbles.
mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 8:05:11 AM

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LusciousLola is so "electric" she can do a high wire act on power lines!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:38:59 AM

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Has never participated in mischief in his life
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 9:43:59 AM

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Thinks his cock is so sweet and made of sugar that he won't wash it, for fear it will dissolve away.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 11:19:48 AM

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For the above reason, Lola has sworn off sugar and cocks.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 11:25:08 AM

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Originator of the "Ass Rub" technique for picking up sex partners in crowds.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 12:03:00 PM

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Everytime Hap sees a puppy raise it's tail he gets an uncontrollable urge to masturbate
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 12:52:00 PM

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Miss Kinky loves to masturbate with bananas. She feels it would be wasteful to throw them all away, so she makes banana bread with them and takes it to work to share with all the other dancers.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:52:01 PM

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Once Lola learned of the secret ingredient in my banana bread she decided what the heck, so watch out for her Zucchini casserole
jt28
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 2:26:42 PM

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kinky fucked hap last night and gave him a smile a mile wide
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Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 3:05:48 PM

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[wow, thanks jt28 - it almost makes me want to say a nice groundless lie about you -- the operative word is "almost" however, after all I have a reputation to live down to]

Jt is the originator of the kama sutra position called the "back breaker"; when she does it to you it is the best feeling ever -- but you can't walk for a week afterward.
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 3:18:31 PM

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Once fell on a metal pole while peeing on it; it was -20 below at the time. You can imagine what happened to his little pecker.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2011 5:43:43 PM

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LusciousLola, at the ripe old age of 84, still holds out hope. Each day she composes a new love/lust ditty to entice the man of her dreams.

"Oh Hap, Darling Hap, let's take a nap. a1089
Those last strokes of your oar...
I'm feeling so sore."
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:42:27 AM

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Wildcat wants Hap so bad she had him make a cast of his cock and made a dildo from it. Now all she can think is, Was it always that small?
stuart1975
Posted: Wednesday, April 13, 2011 8:40:46 AM

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bubbles21 got her name from swearing to much and her parents had no choice left except to wash her mouth out with a bar of soap and since that very day she has been burping bubblesevil4
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Posted: Wednesday, April 13, 2011 8:41:33 AM

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Bubbles used to be known as such for a very different reason, her hobby was practising fanny farts (fanny- Aussie for pussy) for an audience of prepubescent hockey players

Now that's what happens when you let yourself get distracted......
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 13, 2011 8:44:06 AM

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Bubbles is a professional sitter -- not a babysitter, she hires herself out to sit on people's faces; rate A is with a skirt on - rate B with just undies - rate C no panties. She just won the award for Sitter of The Month by the Paradise, Arkansas, Chamber of Commerce. Her award is a golden taco. Nice job Jen!

[Am I really that slow that both stuart and Wildcat got in front of me? Or did they pull some horrible trick on me?]

Stuart won the award for the worst smelling athlete in the country, never having washed his hockey uniforms and pads for an entire season. His award was of a woman and her child holding their noses.

Mildcat is big in Internet dating. Her last profile: "Mild mannered pussy cat loves snuggling, feet and armpit sniffing, and pubic hair braiding. No sex until after 17th date, and STD testing."
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