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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 4:25:59 AM

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I was told from a reliable source that Betty's Fench Toast was quite burned.
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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 4:30:00 AM

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Never heard of Fench toast.
I was told from a reliable source that Betty's French Toast was quite burned.
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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 6:32:54 AM

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Mr Lime has Long golden hair to his bottom which he regularly braids while singing the Welsh National Anthem.
BB
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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 8:31:18 AM

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Betty-Bea's real name is Betty-Dee because she didn't do too well in elementary school. Because of that, every chance she gets she throws rocks at the local school bus.
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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 11:33:08 AM

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hehe Hap got his groove back with the Lush ladies he has always wanted lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
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Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 12:14:30 PM

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etairay is called "E" because when she bends over forward and touches the floor with her hands, she has an "E" shape. [What does that say about her tits?]
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:08:54 AM

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hehe so tell me Hap, what does it say bout me tits lol

Finally Hap is happy to have meet with the Lush lady of his dream lol

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 5:43:37 AM

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Ms E is having a fabulous time right about now living it up in Bagota with an incredibly hairy Columbian drug lord....Did I mention he has a really long, fat cigar? *giggling* You go Amiga
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 8:09:12 AM

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Betty-Bea is known as BB (see her signature above) because her nipples are the size of BBs. My condolences.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 10:53:41 AM

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Yowch.....Possibly even more painful, somehow hapless managed to get caught in a nuclear blast and the radiation mutated his nipples into bear traps! And his penis....daaamn, you don't even wanna GO there.... *grins innocently* You gots to be more careful with the radiation hapless!
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adele
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:26:41 AM

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betty bea secretly lusts after hapless

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LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:29:21 AM

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adele is the wife that hap rarely mentions.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:33:15 AM

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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:35:17 AM

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While using Lola as our love slave adele invented the "0" -- like the 69 but with three people (very flexible people I might add)
adele
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:43:45 AM

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hap is a liar. he knows that is really true

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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 11:52:48 AM

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Adele and Hap are just a little crazy and forgot their medication again. Lola is mine, not theirs
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:02:15 PM

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Kink doesn't like Bloody Marys so for a morning shot of protein she drinks a shot of semen out of a container she keeps in the fridge.





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LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:08:05 PM

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Mister likes his own "protein shake" in the morning. He is such a good recycler.
Sarahshort
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:09:58 PM

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LusciousLola has spent the night with me....no sleep till dawn.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:19:37 PM

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Sarah is not a morning person. She can only get out of bed after she's been titty fucked by me.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:30:11 PM

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LM Can Only Cum When He Has Sex In A Bath Tub Filled With Live Crawfish
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:45:19 PM

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Nikki turns down, on average, 27 proposals for sex and two for marriage each day, and accepts 3 for sex and none for marriage.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 12:49:57 PM

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Maybe one day Hap will realize Nikki will not have sex with him and he will quit sending all those proposals
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 1:09:43 PM

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Kinky is so worried Nikki would prefer Hap to her that Kinky sends Nikki phony text messages from actresses and fashion models saying how great sex with Kinky is and how lame Hap is.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:06:17 PM

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Hap has been with girls but never actually had sex with them, once they are naked he gets so excited he explodes trying to get his pants off.
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:09:59 PM

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Kinky taught me everything I know about sex.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:11:36 PM

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Lola is calling me and asking me to be her master
adele
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:17:17 PM

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snugglebear33
Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:17:46 PM

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adele is really a man
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Posted: Tuesday, April 19, 2011 3:45:59 PM

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Snuggles Isn't. LOL
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