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poizenivy
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 1:02:27 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Has no desire to fuck me whatsoever

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 1:30:52 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,770
Escaped from the mental asylum and is now on the run, only stopping to recharge her cloak of invisibility.
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 4:06:09 PM

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Makes maple syrup every spring, so every fall he can coat herself in the syrup and roll around in the beautiful autumn leaves. That is a lot of work for a Halloween costume.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 4:14:19 PM

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Her eyes actually DO look like that and she has to wear sunglasses when speaking to people or they can't concentrate...
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 4:14:54 PM

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mazz has hap locked in her basement and only lets him out to watch glee with her
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 4:33:01 PM

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Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,417
Location: United States
Really has her tongue pierced three time & has two that vibrate for all the ladies enjoyment icon_biggrin
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 4:44:03 PM

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had all his teeth pulled so now he is just a little pussy cat
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 5:29:42 PM

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Uses special ribbed tongue condoms, 'for her pleasure'
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 5:47:14 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Mazza's tits are detachable

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2012 5:52:17 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:
Makes maple syrup every spring, so every fall he can coat herself in the syrup and roll around in the beautiful autumn leaves. That is a lot of work for a Halloween costume.

That actually sounds fun! :-)
Poizenivy - is actually a gangster and had eyes and ears everywhere.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:36:59 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,770
Hates The Word Jello!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 9:03:08 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Every single one of her 1000 posts are exactly the same: "Ich bin EIN Berliner!"
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 9:05:50 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,770
She Speaks Russian Portuguese and.... Hates Chocolate :)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 9:07:04 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,770
Sings like Luciano Pavarotti, but only in the shower....
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:13 AM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Has actually never touched a woman because she is really a 75 yr old nun

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:45:39 AM

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It is hard to break the habit Lfunny

Ivy actually qualifies as being poisonous due to her blood alcohol level...
VickieLynn1
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 11:22:48 AM

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Joined: 8/26/2011
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Location: So Cal, United States
is looking to score with some rich arab guy and start wearing her berka all the time

nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:17:41 PM

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Is a Robot
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 2:40:25 PM

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Is a 256lb weight lifter called Hank.
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:13:10 PM

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Location: United States
He dress up in leather chaps with vibrators in the gun holsters & as he walks through town he pulls them out & tries to give all the ladies he comes across a orgasm
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 7:46:19 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Spanky walks up to random women in wal mart drops his pants and starts smacking his ass

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:15:19 AM

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Doesn't want to take nude pictures of meboobieflash2
HK4167
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:18:13 AM

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Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,307
Location: Seattle, United States
Doesn't want to get her nude picture taken by Ivy :)

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:21:23 AM

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Doesn't want to take nude pictures of Ivy and I :)
xxashleyxx
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:35:11 AM

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Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 399
Location: in your dreams. , United States
is noctournal and cant hold a job cause she only sleeps during the day

i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
MzRogue
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 1:46:25 AM

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Joined: 12/16/2011
Posts: 997
Location: Just Say Marco, United States
doesnt have any boobs... stuffs her bra
kirawildgirl
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 2:11:56 AM

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Joined: 1/4/2012
Posts: 198
Location: Bay Area, United States
Hates the taste of pussy.
SydneySider
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 2:27:18 AM

Rank: Candy Connoisseur
Moderator

Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 2,425
Location: Sydney, Australia
Isn't wild at all...and may not be a girl either..oh the irony of her name...

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 4:24:36 AM

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Supports England in Rugby and Cricket, likes warm flat beer and cold damp weather
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 5:49:47 AM

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Can fit her own head in her mouth
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