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poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 7:24:27 AM

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Is the reigning champion for swallowing bangers whole

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 7:40:12 AM

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^^^^^LMAO

She's really a stripper by day, teacher by night - hence the outfit
Smoocher
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 9:25:30 AM

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Sunbathes NUDE on the promenade around the Opera House in Sydney (when visiting)

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 9:49:11 AM

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Has SEEN the abominable snowman
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 11:33:46 AM

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Has to take her shoes off to count higher than 8
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 1:03:48 PM

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Is really from some obscure country in the former USSR and still works for the kgb....he can kill with just his pinky

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 1:28:04 PM

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Gives out her telephone number and cybers everyone who asks
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 3:17:09 PM

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kicks little old ladies walking on the street...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 4:26:08 PM

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teases the little boys
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 5:16:42 PM

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teases the little boys too...........
and girls
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 1:58:55 AM

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Once rode a horse through a bar on a Wednesday afternoon in June, just because she could.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 3:13:11 AM

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Used to sell jelly beans on a street corner when he was desperate for money
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 7:40:29 AM

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Works a haunted house for Halloween hence the makeup
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 7:42:30 AM

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tastes like chicken
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 8:25:49 AM

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She is the Godchild of Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 8:30:22 AM

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she has a crush on me!!
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 9:45:32 AM

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Yes, I'm afraid I do!
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 11:29:37 AM

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was once arrested for kidnapping garden gnomes
adele
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 11:47:47 AM

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didn't believe in Karma.... until just recently

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LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 1:47:51 PM

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Uses the dark tanning cream on her starfish, so she can flirt with the girl that does her anal bleaching.
adele
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 4:44:04 PM

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is the girl that does the anal bleaching

Read my latest story in the new Money category, The Operator
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Three more good reads:
In the new Monster Sex category, The Monster in My Dreams
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-monster-in-my-dreams.aspx
In the new Occupation category, The Groupie
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/occupations/the-groupie.aspx
In the new Steampunk category, The Pounder
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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 4:53:36 PM

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Really dislikes sheer cloth. Just put that one on to tease
adele
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 12:41:53 AM

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hates women

Read my latest story in the new Money category, The Operator
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/money/the-operator.aspx
Three more good reads:
In the new Monster Sex category, The Monster in My Dreams
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-monster-in-my-dreams.aspx
In the new Occupation category, The Groupie
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/occupations/the-groupie.aspx
In the new Steampunk category, The Pounder
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/steampunk/the-pounder.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 12:44:55 AM

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Is very quiet and shy....
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 11:10:08 AM

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Is really a blueberry because he has a permanent case of blue balls

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 11:17:19 AM

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Has just been apointed Education Secretary in Cameron's re-shuffle
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 11:18:29 AM

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has a pencil dick he uses to write his name in the snow
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 11:36:53 AM

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Has a whole wardrobe of seafood related clothing
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 11:46:36 AM

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Hates black and white photos.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 12:59:56 PM

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he is not tidy when he bangs, he makes a big mess
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