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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 5:50:24 AM

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She has a pet Snail. Called Troy.
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:34:01 AM

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he will only have sex with inanimate objects
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 7:15:39 AM

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She walks around throwing cats at random people like that crazy woman in The Simpsons
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 9:45:50 AM

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Is troy
adele
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 11:45:26 AM

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wants to be troy

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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 12:11:20 PM

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eats pussy likes a pro.... and charges like one too.
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:07:32 PM

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is really a 3'2" profesional wrestler and snake charmer
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:32:24 PM

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poizenivy wrote:
vickie took the photos in my private album


Mmmmmmmm I do take great pictures.......;) giggle
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 1:35:30 PM

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Angie I know you didn't want any one to know but I have to tell every one.....she is having a baby
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 2:09:05 PM

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It's Vickie's baby too
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Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 2:36:43 PM

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She's actually one half of Jedward.
musicluver
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 3:08:03 PM

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Is really a shark wrestler
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 7:22:01 PM

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is really tone deaf and can't play any instruments

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:11:22 PM

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Wants to do album on me....
adele
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 12:48:52 AM

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tells everyone her albums are best sellers, but really, she pays people to go buy them.

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Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 1:25:11 PM

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Adele is actually Vickie's business manager and chauffaure
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 3:06:39 PM

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She's so talented with both the harmonica and the banjo, most conductors give her free reign to veer from the sheet music and improvise at her discretion.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 3:55:55 PM

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I was hopin wellmade would do that but he ha a wooden ear and is a lousy conductor
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 7:16:59 PM

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Angie has a wooden boob...she lost one wrestling alligators and was too poor to get anything other than wood

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2012 9:11:19 PM

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Ivy has butt implants, but they screwed up and made one cheek bigger than the other

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In the new Occupation category, The Groupie
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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:20:41 AM

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talking about implants! laughing6
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 11:13:33 AM

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is known in her town as Nursing Nikki as she always goes up to strange women and starts sucking their tits

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 1:57:29 PM

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She has photographed the entire Denver Broncos team naked.
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:03:22 PM

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Morpheus wrote:
She has photographed the entire Denver Broncos team naked.


giggle...oh how I wish!!!!!

Morpheus asked for my hand in marriage yesterday

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:54:39 PM

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And she accepted
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:12:36 PM

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She really can't make her mind up over that marriage....

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:47:14 PM

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her real name is Grumpy Moonbeam
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Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:50:35 PM

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wants my body
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Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:54:14 PM

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Morpheus asked meto be her maid of honor!
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Posted: Saturday, October 6, 2012 6:56:02 PM

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oops ginger has spent the last 3 days taking care of my every whim
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