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Princesscrazy
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 5:38:38 PM

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Hey, this is the guy that got caught banging Queen Elizabeth last week....It was in all the papers!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:26:40 PM

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Snuck into Buck Palace and poked one of the Queen's corgi's.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 9:30:14 PM

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She sunk my battleship!
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:36:20 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
is world champion womens bodybuilder

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:39:41 AM

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Was fired by Victoria's Secret for 'borrowing' too much of their lingerie.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:40:05 AM

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When I sleep over at her house, Trinket wears a chasity belt to keep me honest.
Princesscrazy
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:52:42 AM

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Gets scared reading Mother Goose nursery rhymes.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:10:30 PM

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Is banned from shops that sell toilet rolls.


Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 5:16:33 PM

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te11 can only have sex while listening to tiptoe through the tulips by tiny tim
Princesscrazy
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 9:58:15 PM

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Laughed when "Old Yeller" died.....
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:15:00 AM

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got sent to the doghouse cause he pooped in the house
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:02:34 AM

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Trinket is valuable enough to purchase all of Manhattan.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:09:35 AM

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Lafayettemister really prefers being on the bottom.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:04:04 PM

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Trinket orgasms every time she sneezes.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
HunniDew
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:45:39 PM

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Lucky Trinket!

LM can ONLY orgasm when he sneezes.



HunniDew
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 1:31:35 PM

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Poor Hunni. She can only orgasm when I sneeze.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:16:51 PM

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LM wears my worn panties to bed just to be near where my pussy has been.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:47:59 PM

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That's not true because KG wears mawmaw drawers that go all the way up under her boobs.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:12:32 PM

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once had sex with nikki703, couldn't sit down for a week
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:14:45 PM

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Once had sex with LM, couldn't swallow for a week.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:16:41 PM

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only because he was so small he bruised my tonsils
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:52:57 PM

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despite being warned about sucking her thumb, she insists on carrying on and now has a very wrinkly,shrivelled up one
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:54:58 PM

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because of all the time spent in the ice cold water, he now has a wrinkly,shrivelled up one.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:25:04 PM

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She can't help herself, wants me so bad
fantasy1234
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:19:38 PM

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enjoys wearing green wigs to sleep.

Love is all you need.
......
And weed.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:09:34 PM

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has an amazing ability to fart on cue.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 1:48:19 AM

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she prefers to wear granny knickers
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:49:30 AM

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isn't really shy just hates people
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:06:49 AM

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Her real hair color is Black.
Princesscrazy
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:56:49 PM

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Thinks the winged monkey's in the Wizard of Oz are the good guys....now that is twisted...
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