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Liz
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 12:17:21 PM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress
Moderator

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 7,221
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
Works for the Russian secret service.



Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:02:29 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 816,693
Cupid is bringing the pretzels and we all get to finger-paint her
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:03:48 PM

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Liz is really a double sex agent she knows sex in 12 languages
Cami
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:20:21 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 245
Location: Myhouse, Canada
Angie swears like a truck driver

I can't help but to wonder why.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 5:23:14 PM

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Cami is the hostess at my fav truckstop

lies lies again I have a mouth like a sailor
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 6:13:14 PM

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Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,371
Location: Palmerton, United States
Has taken many sailors into her mouth. (Sorry Angie you left yourself wide open for that one)

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 6:15:40 PM

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Posts: 816,693
Has been one of those many lucky sailors
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 6:21:06 PM

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Posts: 1,371
Location: Palmerton, United States
Waits eagerly outside the Naval Base for the sailors to come out.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Cami
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 7:01:52 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 245
Location: Myhouse, Canada
Waits eagerly outside the Naval Base for the sailors to come out
Sorry dude lol

I can't help but to wonder why.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 11:07:49 PM

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she is actually a mermaid and cut some girl's legs off and uses them to walk.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 12:32:20 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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lost both her legs when a psychotic mermaid cut both of them off because ............oh wait this just in ....... that was cami
Pictures at 11
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 5:51:16 AM

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pssst... Angie is a kind of a cuckoo! Don't go near her she will bite your nose off. Oh wait a lil correction. She is actually hannibal.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:03:25 AM

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cupid really loves to eat pussy.... in related news, neighbors are wondering what's happening to all their cats Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:06:21 AM

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Ginger's real occupation is catcher of lizards, to supply the local pet shop.
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:44:50 AM

Rank: Sugar 'n' Spice

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 6,465
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
She is a polar bear smuggler and we go fishing together in summer to keep them fed.

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 8:33:29 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 816,693
goes skinny dipping into the ice cold water and catches those fishes with her hands.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 1:32:04 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Jay has no nose and only half of her left ear It's from a bull riding mishap
hornyirishman
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:32:50 PM

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Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,371
Location: Palmerton, United States
Is affectionately known in these parts as "Truck Stop Molly" but all she wants is a shrubbery.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 2:01:02 AM

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is jealous of angie and wishes he was truck stop molly. He wants those dollar tips tuck in his pants.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 11:26:02 AM

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cupid sticks lit candles in each nostril and pretends to be a fire breathing dragon
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 11:38:14 AM

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alpha uses candes to sex chickens
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 11:49:47 AM

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she owns a pet rock and its called a "stone". She feeds bathes and cleans lil pebbles that it leaves behind on her rug.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:01:08 PM

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cupid eats gherkins whole
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:03:56 PM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,422
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
AD11 likes to drink tea, and always with his pinky up.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 12:05:33 PM

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Poppet has to roll in hay ten times each night or she cannot get to sleep
hornyirishman
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 3:23:43 PM

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Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,371
Location: Palmerton, United States
AD has to arrange each of his balls perfectly before leaving the house but comes back four times throughout the day to check if they've moved.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 7:35:20 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 816,693
Patrick reaaly sings soprano and actually sounds like Alvin
hornyirishman
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 8:28:25 PM

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Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,371
Location: Palmerton, United States
Has posters of Alvin naked on her wall. She likes to look at him in his fur.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 10:02:50 PM

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breaks into Angie's house in the middle of the night and steals strands of her hair from her hair brush. He then makes his guitar strings from them,
SweetIrishEyes
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 10:12:10 PM

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Joined: 2/1/2013
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Location: Canada
His avatar is actually a pic of the tattoo on his butt
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