Here is one from my side of the world....not in proper English, but that's almost how we really speak English..lol...Phua Chu Kang is one of the most popular Sitcoms made by Singaporeans...just to give you a back story of who that person is...he's a small contractor that does renovations who constantly says he's the best in Singapore and JB(Johor Bahru-south of Malaysia). Anyway, this might totally be lost to you...but I consider this as cultural exchange lol...
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws(because), same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den(then) someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray (play play) ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow(are you crazy) ah ! Use your blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok(awesome) feeling mah. Corlight(Correct) or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you go and dig your nose in flont(front) of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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