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and I thought I had it bad!!

http://www.fmylife.com/top


Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.


Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand.
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not really, Chef, actually that's gross and I feel for you on that one. I bet you really liked that electric toothbrush too.

I just wanted an excuse to use that emoticon, however weak an excuse it is.
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Quote by chefkathleen
and I thought I had it bad!!

http://www.fmylife.com/top


Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.


Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand.



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
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It was probably a Reach toothbrush.
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Quote by roccotool

It was probably a Reach toothbrush.



Good one!
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There was a lot at that link. That was just 2 of them.
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chef, you've gotten me addicted! I could read those for hours. although some of them are definitely fake.
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Oh yeah Ella, I'm sure they are but, man they can give you a laugh.