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MASTURBATION ... What happens to girls????

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well have just been reading that men go blind or even impotent ..... what happens to girls ????

me? I pant a lot
then I swear at some imaginary thing or person.... or just swear... then it gets interesting ....

not wearing specs ... yet...

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Nothing major, just expect to wear a slutty outfit and hustle on the street in a few weeks.
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Nothing major, just expect to wear a slutty outfit and hustle on the street in a few weeks.


noooo I have been doing it for years... playing with myself..
oh.. giggles.. my skirt really is short isn't it? oh my.. why do they all toot their horns and wave money???

wiggle wiggle

hell!! another pile up ....
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Nothing! Because girls don't masturbate of course! ;)
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After 20+ years of masturbating, I'm starting to grow little horns under my hair, but if I style my hair just right, they don't show.
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After 20+ years of masturbating, I'm starting to grow little horns under my hair, but if I style my hair just right, they don't show.


Cute! I like that
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
After 20+ years of masturbating, I'm starting to grow little horns under my hair, but if I style my hair just right, they don't show.


Well, it's a look.
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Like boys, I assume they grow hair on the palms of their hands and slowly lose their eye sight.
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MASTURBATION... What happens to girls???
They have orgasms if they do it right. Great ones in my case.
LusciousLola
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In my case, the next door neighbor has a goofy smile every time he looks at me and is always knocking on my door for some silly question.
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I swoon at the thought



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When women masturbate we discover just how wonderfully pleasurable our bodies are
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When women masturbate the right way, we fly to the heaven and remain there for quite some time lol
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My body gets so limp that I can't move immediately after. Also, my vision and hearing take a bit to come back.

But, that means I did it right.


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well,I'm a bit aroused now, soooo...i will go at it and enjoy what happens...
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Kimasa, read couple pf your stories last night, very nice, TY
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of, keyboard issues.....
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Girls take their hand off my cock when I come
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
After 20+ years of masturbating, I'm starting to grow little horns under my hair, but if I style my hair just right, they don't show.


Horny women...definitely not a problem!
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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It makes us smarter so we can take over the world
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well have just been reading that men go blind or even impotent ..... what happens to girls ????

me? I pant a lot
then I swear at some imaginary thing or person.... or just swear... then it gets interesting ....

not wearing specs ... yet...




Hon all I can tell you is that what you've heard is ...ABSOLUTE BS! The VA doctors are AMAZED at how GOOD my eye sight is! As to the rest...MORE BS!

however your question is one I'd like to personally research with the assistance of a few volunteers (I'll select from them the sampling I need thanks!) (Yeah RIGHT!)
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Quote by Meggsy
MASTURBATION... What happens to girls???
They have orgasms if they do it right. Great ones in my case.




I agree with Meggsy the more you do it the better your orgasms are.

Can't think of anything nicer then multiple orgasms.

Lucky for us girls we can have as many as we want in a day.


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Mysteria
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In my case, the next door neighbor has a goofy smile every time he looks at me and is always knocking on my door for some silly question.


So that's how you become popular! If only I'd known the secret years ago. You have to let them watch! All that time wasted.
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It makes us smarter so we can take over the world


Couldn't have said it better myself.

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I get a "floaty" feeling that lasts and I don't want to move.
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Little explosions of glitter erupt from my foof.

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I think i'm going blind lol
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It's definitely affecting my eyesight.
I can barely read the instructions on the toys.
Fortunately it is a skill that appears to be intuitive.

Men are just a way of saving money on batteries.
Also with every second one you get a free dinner.