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Does anyone on lush believe that they have been abducted by aliens?
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Nope!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Nope!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
I think their wool would shrink but their bodies would expand fractionally due to the extra hydration on the skin. However, despite appearances I am not a sheep scientist and I am only guessing.
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Never been abducted however, I am just waiting for the mother ship to return and pick me up.
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It has arrived. Come aboard! 
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Why do cats purr?
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Is this the way to Amarillo?
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Is this the way to Amarillo?
No, you should have taken a right a while ago.
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Why do cats purr?
Good question, nobody knows, there are just theories.
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Good question, nobody knows, there are just theories.
They purr because they are contented. It's how they do it, not why, that nobody knows.
Having had cats, my guess would be it's a vibration of the diaphragm.
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Good question, nobody knows, there are just theories.
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How did the first human learn to have sex and the possible position they tried??
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How did the first human learn to have sex and the possible position they tried??
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Why, Liz - I'm surprised you don't know this. He ate them, of course. Just like he did ......
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
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Why, Liz - I'm surprised you don't know this. He ate them, of course. Just like he did ......
Peter Piper must be Italian.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the earth?
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Why are things sent via ship called cargo and things sent via car called a shipment?
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If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
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Is chocolate better than sex for women?
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Is chocolate better than sex for women?
Not this one.
Which says a lot, because I fucking love chocolate.
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Why do cats purr?
Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.
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What made humans end up speaking different languages?
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What made humans end up speaking different languages?
The lack of fast transport and telecommunications during the stone age meant that people had to talk amongst themselves
What is the sexiest language or accent in the whole wide world?
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Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.
I never knew that...fascinating.
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Quote by ChrissieLeckerWell that's beats any answer I've heard. Thanks
Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.