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British Airways and other airlines treat all men as pedophiles
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People just need to respect the airline’s child-welfare regulations. Obviously there is a reason they are set that way and yes it does suck that innocent ones always pay for the guilty ones but hey I myself would rather be safe then sorry when it comes to minors traveling.
People need to suck it up and move on.....
People need to suck it up and move on.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Or they could start searching men for penises. It would make sense that only those who intend to use them would bring theirs along, and since they are carrying that must mean they have intent.
Marking that the men are carrying a penis will be accomplished by issuing each male passenger noted to have his penis a ticket. Non-ticked male passengers are then assumed to not have their penis, and must therefore stay home.
Female passengers with tickets are also assumed to have no penis, however determining intent to use one is a much more subtle art and beyond the scope of this procedure.
If I ran an airline....
Passenger Seating Procedures....
Item 12. Upon noticing that a man traveling alone is carrying his penis, he should be seated with at least two attractive female passengers (of the age of consent) to double his chances of not having to keep his equipment stowed for the duration of the flight. Ideally this should be located in the section of the plane with the most attractive stewardess. These are all safety measures to insure that any underage passengers go unnoticed by unaccompanied penis wielding men.
Now that is flying the friendly skies!
Marking that the men are carrying a penis will be accomplished by issuing each male passenger noted to have his penis a ticket. Non-ticked male passengers are then assumed to not have their penis, and must therefore stay home.
Female passengers with tickets are also assumed to have no penis, however determining intent to use one is a much more subtle art and beyond the scope of this procedure.
If I ran an airline....
Passenger Seating Procedures....
Item 12. Upon noticing that a man traveling alone is carrying his penis, he should be seated with at least two attractive female passengers (of the age of consent) to double his chances of not having to keep his equipment stowed for the duration of the flight. Ideally this should be located in the section of the plane with the most attractive stewardess. These are all safety measures to insure that any underage passengers go unnoticed by unaccompanied penis wielding men.
Now that is flying the friendly skies!
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Southwest's Sports Illustrated Plane Featuring Bar Refaeli Is Offending Passengers
Tuesday , March 03, 2009
Passengers are angry about being forced to fly on a new Southwest Airlines plane featuring a bikini-clad model, saying it is "soft porn" and is offensive to families.
Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, currently dating actor Leonardo DiCaprio, is pictured lying seductively in a revealing white bikini along the length of the Boeing 737 as part of a promotional deal with Sports Illustrated.
The latest addition to the US-based airline was unveiled this month and is deployed like other aircraft in the fleet, servicing all its routes.
The airline has received a flood of criticism on its corporate blog about the promotion, with many passengers complaining about having to board an aircraft “covered in pornography”.
“I would not want to have to watch this plane pull up to the gate traveling with my young child, or mother, grandmother, etc.,” customer Jim Dawson said.
“I know Southwest is known for its fun, laid back qualities but this is just completely inappropriate to plaster all over the side of the plane.”
RELATED: Go to News.com.au for the full report.
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That policy is just plain stupid. I'm actually offended by it.
Even if a guy was some , what is he likely to try on in a busy plane anyway?
Even if a guy was some , what is he likely to try on in a busy plane anyway?
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Southwest's Sports Illustrated Plane Featuring Bar Refaeli Is Offending Passengers
Tuesday , March 03, 2009
But wait Roc, there is more to the story.
Coffee Tea or Hypocracy on Southwest
This tells about a hot young woman was told to pull down her miniskirt, pull up her top, wear a blanket, or get thrown off the Southwest plane.
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Or they could start searching men for penises. It would make sense that only those who intend to use them would bring theirs along, and since they are carrying that must mean they have intent.
Marking that the men are carrying a penis will be accomplished by issuing each male passenger noted to have his penis a ticket. Non-ticked male passengers are then assumed to not have their penis, and must therefore stay home.
Female passengers with tickets are also assumed to have no penis, however determining intent to use one is a much more subtle art and beyond the scope of this procedure.
If I ran an airline....
Passenger Seating Procedures....
Item 12. Upon noticing that a man traveling alone is carrying his penis, he should be seated with at least two attractive female passengers (of the age of consent) to double his chances of not having to keep his equipment stowed for the duration of the flight. Ideally this should be located in the section of the plane with the most attractive stewardess. These are all safety measures to insure that any underage passengers go unnoticed by unaccompanied penis wielding men.
Now that is flying the friendly skies!
Interesting as always Play......
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