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Phrases to work into meetings this week.

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Matriarch
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You've thrown the baby out with the bathwater, widened some goalposts, had the odd scrum, but what next?

Share your ridiculous business buzzwords / phrases here alpha pups!
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The whole 9 yards
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I'm so busy today, I'm going to eat lunch Al Desco.
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Golf is a bit like sex when putting never up never in
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I love this one:

Head shunting [v.] The secret hiring of a head hunter to persuade an ineffectual employee to take a position at another firm. Nicely eliminates the mess of having to fire someone.
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RDB [n.] Rectal DataBase. The origin of ideas that are pulled out of one's ass.
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Quote by nicola
RDB [n.] Rectal DataBase. The origin of ideas that are pulled out of one's ass.


AIG says it needs to make retention payments to certain employees for company value!
hmmmmmm RDB

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Nicola, you need to get your ducks in a row
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Aye, and make sure you're all singing from the same hymn sheet
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Ahhh....I see the fuck up fairy has been here.

(Boss laughed his ass off last time I said that. Followed by, Don't ever say that again.)
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I've actually used this Bullshit Generator in my performance reviews, when I worked for a stupid, nasty company. They loved words like this, so I threw it back at 'em and watched them get the Warm Fuzzies:

http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
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Just wanted to make sure we were "on the same page"
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"Monday morning quarterbacking."
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Let's all "think outside the box"
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I can't seem to stop thinking of that "Box" Lushed & Succulent
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Quote by chefkathleen
Let's all "think outside the box"


That just doesn't work for me. IN the box..
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Where's Tim, he's supposed to be chairing this meeting?

I don't know, he must have done a "Kinghorn".
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Quote by nicola
I don't know, he must have done a "Kinghorn".



I don't get it?
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Kinghorn is MIA, Run.
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
Kinghorn is MIA, Run.


Ah ha
Thanks for the clarification! LB
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Thinking in a circle is always outside of the box.
Carpe Diem

Red out
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Triangles are thinking outside of the box too!

P.S.(It's called a 3-way)
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Here's your mission. You have to work one of the following phrases into a meeting this week, then let us know how it was received:



"brand extensible relationships"

"benchmark seamless systems"

"matrix best-of-breed technologies"

"strategize frictionless convergence"

"transition value-added schemas"

"implement clicks-and-mortar infomediaries"
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Another good one. Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.
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Lets roll it always gets things moveing
Carpe Diem

Red out
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It looks like it was nothing more than a paid ad for the company Microsoft consulted.