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What are Some of The Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever Heard?

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Red Solo Cup I Fill You Up - Toby Kieth
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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- Trinket
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday Black Eyed peas
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everything word of the song "truck yeah."
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You're hotter than the Vietnam War - Shadow by the Pogues & Sinead O'Conner
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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'I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer'

Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!

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Quote by mrd82
everything word of the song "truck yeah."


is it ironic that in a thread about stupid words, i can't properly construct a sentence? d'oh!

also,

baby you a SAWWWWNG, you make me wanna roll my windows down and CRUUUUUUISE
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Cause you were Romeo / I was a scarlet letter / And my daddy said stay away from Juliet. - Taylor Swift - Love Story
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake - Rihanna
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If I was invisible, I would be the smartest man - Clay Aiken
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor - Live
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the best soy latte that you ever had, and me - train, "drops of jupiter"
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What rhymes with ‘hug me’? — Robin Thicke, “Blurred Lines
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys
Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys

Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys
Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile don't be shy
Touch my bum this is life, ooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hmm cheeky, cheeky
Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky

Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys
Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys

Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys
Ooh, boys cheeky girls
Ooh, girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine
Come and smile, don't be shy
Touch my bum, this is life

Unu doy trei si

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want

Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile, don't be shy
Touch my bum, this is life
Cheeky, cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky, cheeky



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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?/ If your mother says don't chew it, / Do you swallow it in spite? / Can you catch it on your tonsils, / Can you heave it left & right? / Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? - Lonnie Donegan
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"Yummy yummy yummy! I got love in my tummy!"
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I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in - Rockstar, Nickleback
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Quote by Shotgun011
I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in - Rockstar, Nickleback


most of the rest of nickelback's shit too.
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"I hope you know i pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break somethin'/ Tonight/
= Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit

motherFUCK blake shelton
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If the light is off it isn't on - Hilary Duff
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Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak.
- Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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He was a boy / She was a girl / Can I make it any more obvious? - Avril Lavigne
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What rhymes with hug - Robin thicke
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


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I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle~I Need Love~LL Cool J
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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Shakira, Wherever, Whenever