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REDEFINITIONS (word humor challenge)

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How it works.

Supply a word(s),or term(s) then supply a definition for that word or term. (Hopefully in a funny, punny, sarcastic, dirty, sexy ) kinda way .
Yes you can post multiple definitions for a word . If you see a word another member has posted and defined hes you can quote/ retype and supply your own defintion(s)

Some examples;

Hostage : The feeling you get when guests won't leave .

Commentator: An ordinary spud

One night stand : A single bedside table

Good luck and have fun
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Biplane : A winged aircraft that flies both ways

Idaho : When she admits to being a slut .

Small talk : A conversation amongst midgets or short people .
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Ice Cream - Snowman Semen
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Addicted: When one cock just isn't enough to satisfy you.

Liquor: An ideal way to make her cum .
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Death : That one thing you can live without.
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Sic transit gloria mundy: Gloria was sick on the bus on Monday.
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Idyllic - when all you can think about is licking lol
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Therapist - person who commits heinous sex crimes
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Discard : what happens to someone who gets caught cheating at poker .


Discharged : A fired electrician
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Quote by Nikki703
Ice Cream - Snowman Semen




LOl like this one .


Undertaker : An Australian thief
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devastation - a place where you will ride the bus

depress - ones who officiate a mass, weddings, etc.
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devastation - a place where you will ride the bus

depress - ones who officiate a mass, weddings, etc.




Devastation - the place where DEVAs catch the bus Dani


Depress - the group of reporters who cover above-said events

Depress - where one makes de espresso

Depress - often cured by de hug

Depress - ruined by de wrinkle


Spectator - a freckled potato


Paper shredder - inverse printer
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Devastation - the place where DEVAs catch the bus Dani


Depress - the group of reporters who cover above-said events

Depress - where one makes de espresso

Depress - often cured by de hug

Depress - ruined by de wrinkle


Spectator - a freckled potato


Paper shredder - inverse printer



LMAO


cowgirl - a female cow

reverse cowgirl - a river with a female cow lol
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Microsoft works : Something she would strongly disagree with .

Stalemate : The number one cause for divorce.

Uranus : A real shitty planet
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Fuck : The word most commonly posted word in the Lush game forums .


Pass: The second most commonly posted word in the Lush game forums .
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Fuck : The word most commonly posted word in the Lush game forums .


Pass: The second most commonly posted word in the Lush game forums .


So very true Ajax.


Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.

Cat scan - A search for missing kitty.

Pelvis - Elvis's second cousin.

Urine - Where you are when you aren't out.
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So very true Ajax.


Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.

Cat scan - A search for missing kitty.

Pelvis - Elvis's second cousin.

Urine - Where you are when you aren't out.


Those 3 are awesome.


Dictator : A sex toy carved from a potato

Labor pains : A work related injury

Kidnap - 1- a sleeping child

2- Surprsie adoption
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cockeyed : visually impaired or blinded by a stray cum shot
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ROFLMAO

Sudafed - Brought a law suit against a government official.


lol

Hymen : stoned and or intoxicated males

Needle Dick : 1) The cherry popper
2) The perfect penis for popping cherries
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Penal colony : A bunch of dicks
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Buddy - when one is having a terrible day

Facebook - Second most popular word that's starts with "F" and ends with "K"

Devalue - De letter that comes after "V"
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Pussy Juice : freshly squirted now sold in cartons
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Petrified : also known as morning wood