The Right Rev Rumple Rumbles

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0 likes 26 Apr 2015

Dearly beloved, the preachment you are about to receive comes from the 'real' Bible (the King James Version) and is taken from MATTHEW 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

Sisters and Brothers, today we have yet more proof of the infallibility of the 'Good Book', for on this day, it is a truth beyond mortal understanding that the once lowly, pathetic, some might even say, pitiful, excuse for a baseball team, The Houston Astros, are now in first place in the American League west division.

Not sure if some heathen Astro fans have worked out a deal with the devil similar to that mentioned in the musical 'Damn Yankees'. If not, then there must have been a whole mess of serious praying going on in Houston-town. Can I have a big, AMEN?

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