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Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)

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nicola
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Back by popular demand, is our Attention Whore Competition!

It's time to see who can "attention whore it up" the most, and get the highest number of unique profile views in the month of June.

$100 is at stake as the prize.

The rules are simple, the person with the most UNIQUE profile views in June, will win. The stats are recorded in our server logs, and only unique views count. Visiting your own profile 1 million times, will only increase your unique view count by 1, so don't waste your time!

Get creative promoting your profile, and have fun!



Concerned Moderator: "You remember we lost a couple of past winning members of this competition after they embarrassed themselves so much, they ended up deleting their accounts upon collecting their prize?"

Nicola: "Shoosh!"
Guest
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Good luck all!

Poppet
Cheeky Chick
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Oh yes, if you click here you'll see how previous winners have won.
loud_bkr
Active Ink Slinger
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I may just enter.... need $100!

I'll provide a private strip for each view of my profile ;)

Guest
Lurker
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If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."
Guest
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Oh yes, if you click here you'll see how previous winners have won.


I think it was more like this

Click to learn how
simplyjohn
Site administrator
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I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ...
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by simplyjohn


I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ...


SJ stop telling porky pies, the real you is far more dashing and masculine...see below ladies

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Dancing_Doll
Alpha Blonde
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Quote by simplyjohn


I am going to be more direct in my efforts .. stuff embedded links ...this is me paddling in the sea at Brighton beach yesterday. Want to see more pics and read my profile? .. please do ...


No fair. Your paddle is underwater in this pic.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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huh.

I'd bribe with photos of my ass, but no one wants Halloween to come early.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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No fair. Your paddle is underwater in this pic.


SJ wants to give the other chaps here a fighting chance and doesnt want to boast that although the water is cold one can clearly see that he has antidisestablishmentarianism tattoed on his penis in bold capital letters...To view those pics ladies you will need to view his profile
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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Hmmm, I wonder if this would be a good time to stage a come-back tour?

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

nicola
Matriarch
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Hmmm, I wonder if this would be a good time to stage a come-back tour?


Yay!
StillUndecided
Captain Turtle
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I stand no chance. Yay me!
Insert something witty here.
HappyInTN
Advanced Wordsmith
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Find out why I'm HappyInTN! View my profile and see sexy stories, erotic images and find someone easy and interesting to chat with.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
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Quote by HappyInTN
Find out why I'm HappyInTN! View my profile and see sexy stories, erotic images and find someone easy and interesting to chat with.


pft .. the house is falling apart .. the wine glass is empty .. just what are you expecting?

Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
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Did I mention my never-before-seen, wide-open pussy picture that will be appearing on my profile quite soon? Can't say exactly when I'll get it posted, but... SOON! Keep checking! I'm sure it'll be there the next time you look! It's really quite explicit!
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
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Titties.

░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░


sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Titties.


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Buz
The Linebacker
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Quote by sprite




MOTORBOATER!!!!
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
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If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."


No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me biggrin
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Quote by StillUndecided
I stand no chance. Yay me!


YaY! Me too.qTiVV3WBY4fNQ5Yf Just maybe Nicola will feel sorry for us and give a second price to the least profile views!
nicola
Matriarch
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There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
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Quote by nicola
There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one


Can you make it a biggest dick competition for once?
nicola
Matriarch
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No comment.
Guest
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Quote by Milik_Redman


No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me biggrin


Join the queue, Millie... (Sigh!)

xx SF
Guest
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Quote by Milik_Redman


No you don't, Steph. No one gets to kill you but me biggrin


I might hug you to death!!! Lmao