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What is the oddest thing someone has said to you during sex?

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What is the oddest thing someone has said to you during sex?

For me, it was after having sex with a woman I was dating for a while, and she said ' I was the first time she has had sex with someone without being tied up first.'
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A guy once said to me " what breed is your dog?" while going down on me.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
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my ex and i had a pretty intense conversation about the presidential nominees last election haha
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Does laughing count?
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Is this okay, I'm normally drunk
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Well it was actually the morning after but he shyly announced to me that he was gay and I was the first and only female he had ever been attracted to sexually and emotionally. Was a bit awkward for me to be honest but all in all I took it as a compliment considering I never would have guessed he was gay.
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"Did girl scout cookies go on sale yet?" Oh, wait . . . that was me . . .
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What's your favorite ice cream flavor
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Isn't it nice to have someone else do this for you for a change?

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My husband jumped up and screamed there's a rat on the bed. I totally freaked out. Our neighbors had a big pine tree taken down and one of those big tree rats found its way in our house. It was as big as a squirrel I swear.
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I was told I had a cricket tangled in my hair, the pitfalls of impromptu forest sex.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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What's You're Name Again lol
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'If you cum in me i'm gonna have a baby'.


It's really odd when someone else's wife says that to you during sex.
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What's You're Name Again lol



It happens sometimes lol
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Is that the natural color of your pubic hair? (The curtains did not match the drapes) Seriously, do people actually dye those hairs. Of course this was a long time ago. Everyone now seems to have gone hairless. It didn't occur to him that the hair on my head wasn't it's natural color?
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She started singing the chorus of Comfortably Numb.
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"That'll do pig, that'll do."
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No, no one has actually said that to me, but how awkward would it be if someone DID say that.
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My ex told me I was weird that I put my finger on his cum and lick off
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One boyfriend told me to 'cum, cum now' literally as he pushed inside for the first time, it sort of lost it for me at that moment
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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This happened a LONG time ago in high school when my sister and I still looked exactly alike, but he said: "How do I really know you're you, and not your twin?"
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I said: "You'll find out in a minute. Pip is still a virgin. I'm not!"
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Let's have a threesome with Jeannie. A couple weeks later we did.
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After many years of experience I was asked if I was a virgin.
I am sure I wasn't that bad - bored possibly.
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When I was young: not during, but minutes after I have the first sexual relation with a girl-friend, who had said to me before she was virgin, she made the great revelation : "I betrayed you, I am not more virgin". Oh cruel disappointment! Apparently, the betrayal was not only once: there was no longer the slightest trace of hymen
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He was always breathing too hard to talk.
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Your the best I,ve ever had!