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There is ALWAYS somebody SMARTER than you... (by which I mean smarter than me...)

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So LAYLAJUNE, (who I don't KNOW...) comments kindly and wittily on one of my poems... FLATTERED, I sent the below in a "thank you" kind of reply:

Flirting... (Not Really!)
Message:
"Not wisely but too well,
We played a game of kiss and tell...
I never meant to fall quite under
Your special kind of spell.

Now that blunder
Causes every single thing
To fall asunder,
Lightening strikes, sounds of thunder, clear as a bell...

I never meant to cause you pain
(I promise I won't ever again...)
But it's been days and you won't TALK TO ME...
And please just talk to me...

For losing you is a pure kind of hell?

We'll work it out and I've no doubt
That after cries and screams and shouts
We'll find a fortune even as we tell...
THE TRUTH is really nothing that we'll either buy or sell...

TALK TO ME OH DARLING BABY GIRL?


xx SF

HERE'S WHAT I GET BACK FROM HER:


Flirting back (Not really, either)
Message:
Charmed, I was
To read your words
Perhaps untrue
Perhaps absurd

Yet still I grinned
To see them there
And that with me
You chose to share

I thought for sure
When they arrived
That a request
Had been contrived

And to some page
I'd be directed
To read some work
You had selected

So do imagine
My surprise
And pleasure (yes!)
Of quite some size

To see a poem
Penned for me
By you, the King
Of Lushery.

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HOW COOL IS THAT!!!

xx SF

(And GUESS WHO'S NOT THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS???) *FUCKING GROWLS!!!*



Though SHE spelt 'LECHERY' wrong.
sprite
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Oh, the replies i would make
did i think that they might
not be for the sake
of levity

instead they might sting
or perhaps even wound
the self proclaimed king
of lushery.

Cleo el Gato

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Oh, the replies i would make
did i think that they might
not be for the sake
of levity

instead they might sting
or perhaps even wound
the self proclaimed king
of lushery.

Cleo el Gato


Cleo, I DIDN'T say that SHE DID and anyway I.....


OH JESUS FUCK I'M TALKING TO A FUCKING CAT!!!


xx SF

An AMERICAN CAT!!! (The WORST kine of FELINE!!!) Probaby going to vote for RAND PAUL... (Do CATS have a VOTE in USA? It would explain a LOT!

Cleo: "Actually, I'm hoping ELIZABETH WARREN pitches in for THe DEmocrats..."

I AM OFF THIS FUCKING SITE!!!
LaylaJune
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How cool are YOU, Steph??? This made me smile.


And Sprite - he did not proclaim himself King of Lushery - I did!! (although I did not realize it would go public!)


(Translation for cat: meowmeowmeow MEOOOOOOWWWWWWW meowmeow me ow (scratch scratch scratch))
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How cool are YOU, Steph??? This made me smile.


And Sprite - he did not proclaim himself King of Lushery - I did!! (although I did not realize it would go public!)


I tied to explain that to Cleo, but she was having none of it. i think she just likes taking the piss out of Steph. he made a comment once about her being an overgrown ball of fur and she's never quite let that go.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

LaylaJune
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I love your tam, Cleo. I am particularly partial to all things plaid and to cats.
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An AMERICAN CAT!!! (The WORST kine of FELINE!!!) Probaby going to vote for RAND PAUL... (Do CATS have a VOTE in USA? It would explain a LOT!


I've sent an army of American cats to your house. They're probably already peaking in your window. They captured your Hungarian friends already, so you're in deep shit, my friend.



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How cool are YOU, Steph??? This made me smile.


And Sprite - he did not proclaim himself King of Lushery - I did!! (although I did not realize it would go public!)


(Translation for cat: meowmeowmeow MEOOOOOOWWWWWWW meowmeow me ow (scratch scratch scratch))


And YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE THAT PUBLIC???

xx SF

(Rather weirdly, (I'm sure it's co-incidence...) there are SHIT loads of cool looking cats outside my windo... "OH JESUS FUCK GOD WHAT's HAPPENING??? OWWWW!!! OH FUCK OWWW! ARRRRGH!"
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And YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE THAT PUBLIC???

xx SF

(Rather weirdly, (I'm sure it's co-incidence...) there are SHIT loads of cool looking cats outside my windo... "OH JESUS FUCK GOD WHAT's HAPPENING??? OWWWW!!! OH FUCK OWWW! ARRRRGH!"




Given a choice, over which kingdom do you choose to rule: Lushery or Lechery?
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Given a choice, over which kingdom do you choose to rule: Lushery or Lechery?


I'm ANCIENT HISTORY on both counts!!!

xx SF

(But LECHERY was fun while it lasted!!!)
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Thanks! This tread made my day.

The king of Lush
Smarter than me
American cats
Soon voters to be

Scratching my head
About what was said
I truly was appalled
You'd vote Rand Paul
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Thanks! This tread made my day.

The king of Lush
Smarter than me
American cats
Soon voters to be

Scratching my head
About what was said
I truly was appalled
You'd vote Rand Paul



"BUT CLEO WILL NOT!!!
In a KITTY KAT shot!
She will be drawn...
To vote Elizabeth Warren...

'Tis DOGS that vote GOP
Kittens, you see...
Say, "Stop Crapping In Your Hat!!!'
It's time AGAIN to vote DEMOCAT!"


xx SF
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No one is smarter than Batman
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No one is smarter than Batman



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hell yeah
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I do believe I hear the batphone . . .