Well last night actually. The clock in our kitchen had stopped so I actually went to bed an hour earlier than I meant to.
Plus today I put milk back in the oven.
But that's better than last week when I had to get eye ointment from the doctor because perfume spilled in my eye.
Did anyone else do anything more stupid today? Please?
Not today. (At least not yet) But I do silly and inexplicable things a lot.
Some examples are : going in to work on my day off; putting milk in the frying pan instead of oil; putting laundry in the dishwasher; completely forgetting what I was saying in the midd ;
Oh...and putting diesel in our petrol car (in my defence, I used to have a diesel till we got together. And 5 months isn't that long to get used to a different fuel type)
Edit : If a mutual friend mentions anything about binmen.......it's all lies, I tell you. LIES!!!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Oh good. Someone is worse than me!
Though I once got up early for school and dressed in my uniform before realising it was Sunday.
I drove 5 miles out of my way to go to a specific shop, then drove right on by and didn't realise until I was 3 miles further on.
Well, yesterday.
I drove three miles to the market to purchase a quart of half and half. Then I carefully purchased a half-gallon of 2% milk.
In my (inadequate) defense, I was utterly exhausted after working a full day. (I'm retired and I try to work no more than 3 hours a day. 8.5 is too much for me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
I just made a cup of tea with cold water from the kettle.
I think I could keep this thread going single-handedly.
oooh i've done that a few times too.. i blame the kettle design and the fiddly switch
Have left work, driven 8 miles home before remembering i was supposed to email something that is saved to my desktop so have to drive back to send it and get to fight through the traffic all over again
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I sent a text message to my friend telling her I'll be late for work tomorrow because of a dentist appointment.
It's a good thing I sent that text first and didn't tell my boss I'll meet them in town for coffee and work can wait.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
I have not did anything stupid yet today, but the day is still young.
I told a female friend of mine that I would do something I have never done before nor desired. I will give a guy a BJ for her to watch. Damn that scotch on the rocks.
I'm going to make up a similar story starring my Maths teacher, Mrs Clunt.
Another stupid thing I did over the summer. I was looking for jewellery on my friend's sofa and as I lowered my head to look under it I banged it on the surface of their glass coffee table, which I hadn't seen.
I'm going to write a book
I did a stupid thing today....I thought Puddleduck was sane...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
The day is so young. I'll be back with a possible list of stupid things I do. Lol.
I was trying to remember the stupid activity, and then realized she asked for one from today.
Walking home from the gym, key ring in hand and holding water bottle, I proceed to take a drink from said water bottle. KA-CHUNG!! I get a face full of keys!! How embarrassing!
I was sitting on my bed talking to Milik. Decided I wanted to look at some thing on my phone. Tore my bed apart looking for my phone. Hmmm duh, I was on it!
I looked at my reflection in the mirror today. Now I'm studying extra hard because if I don't have a hot body, I need to at least be very smart.
I ran to the grocery store and it was closed because of the holidays.
I got up this morning and went to the airport only to realise my flight was in the afternoon....
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I was looking all over the house for my glasses. They were on my head.
