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I'm new here and want to introduce myself

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Hello, is there anybody out there?

Okay, I posted my first thread and looked at it.

Luckily, I chose an avatar that's approximately the same size as others.

I'm off to a good start.

Wish me luck.
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Welcome to Lush. Its a wonderful site and I hope you enjoy your time here.

Lurker
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Welcome to the playground, hope that you have some fun here
Lurker
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You are REALLY CUTE!!!

(Who's the Motherfucker in the red sweater???)

xx SF

That was a JOKE!

Welcome to LUSH STORIES, Fred Rogers!
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Couple of things...

The best ways to make friends are:

(1) Comment and vote on stories you like. Writers LOVE feedback and many will answer you/thank you privately if you offer opinion on their work. Writers are whores and easily flattered. Well... I am! Seriously, People READ story comments so it's a good way to let people know your tastes and interests.

(2) Responding to FORUM posts, (whether serious or light-hearted) will also give members an idea of who you are. QUOTING a previous poster you agree/disagree with will often prompt contact from that member. You'll see that it's a pretty free-and-easy way to communicate. Just be yourself!

(3) Chat Rooms. Personally I have NO IDEA how these work, never done that, but many, many members do and meet and connect that way.

(4) WRITE SOMETHING! (If you post and accepted story, it will appear on the 'Front Page' for at least several hours. Because of the size of LS membership, THOUSANDS of members will see it in that time.)

Otherwise, basic common sense applies! Don't give away too much on short acquaintance if you value your privacy. (Though in my experience most people here are EXTREMELY cool.)

Don't come on too strong. Think of Lush Stories as a REALLY COOL cocktail party!!! Behave like a gentleman until you know you don't have to!

And Good Luck!

xx SF
Prolific Writer
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Welcome to Lush Fred. I know you will love it here...xo

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo

Madam Carol
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Quote by stephanie

You are REALLY CUTE!!!

(Who's the Motherfucker in the red sweater???)

xx SF

That was a JOKE!

Welcome to LUSH STORIES, Fred Rogers!


Well welcome Mr. Rogers. Pardon our friend here. He ain't playin with a full deck and he's got Tourette's Syndrome.
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Well welcome Mr. Rogers. Pardon our friend here. He ain't playin with a full deck and he's got Tourette's Syndrome.


I haven't got fucking Tourette's! I'm just a cunting bastard.

xx SF

Even my DECK is a poop-deck...

Nobody will get that joke unless they are into Naval History.

(An aside... Why is DYSLEXIA so hard to fucking spell? That's just rubbing it in, no?)
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Hi. New here and was wondering if someone could show me around.
Rainbow Warrior
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Hi. New here and was wondering if someone could show me around.


Sprite drives the tour-bus. Better than Bill Speidel's Underground Tour. It leaves every hour on the hour. She appreciates generous tips.
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Hi. New here and was wondering if someone could show me around.


Yeah right and I just saw a flying pig go past my window!
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Ding Ding.....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Short Arse Brit
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Yeah right and I just saw a flying pig go past my window!


You should have caught it we could have had a free ham and bacon for the pigs in blankets for xmas.

Welcome to Lush Zina...Its always soooo nice to meet new members.

Tell me are you going to still hit on SJ in the chat rooms? If you are I am totally coming back in them cause that's hilarious to watch him squirm especially when you lick his nipples
The Duchess of Tart

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The Creep
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Hi. New here and was wondering if someone could show me around.


Welcome tell me when ;)
Unicorn Wrangler
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Hi. New here and was wondering if someone could show me around.


Hello! Welcome to Lush. Watch out for Sprite... she loves to give out spankings. Steph is a naughty bastard who will steal & sniff your panties. Me... I'm just a little Nymph.