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What's in your purse?

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Fancy Schmancy
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I thought this might be fun - I carry a ton of stuff in my purse, and go through separation anxiety when I have to downsize for dressing up:

Wallet
Make-up bag (complete with tweezer, band-aids, advil, nail file, nail clipper, sewing kit)
Flashlight
Pens
Business cards
Tissues
Gum
Mints
House keys
Car keys
Cell phone
earphones
sunglasses
checkbook
Prolific Writer
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Wallet
Mirror
Gum
Cough drops
Mints
Hand cream
Pocket calendar
Tampons just in case
Pads just in case
Pen
Cellphone
Keys
Band aids
Nail clipper
Nail file
Sunglasses
Chapstick
Advil
Lurker
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I think it would be correct to say...WHAT is NOT in my purse.

check book
ID wallet
gum
compact mirror
brush
comb
hand cream
eye drops
extra pens
Kleenex
calculator
keys
cellphone
band aids
bus tokens
nail clipper
cough drops
Tylenol
emery board
hand sanitizer
small note pad
small scissors
oh... and a coin purse!


Thanks for reminding me Layla, that I should be carrying a flashlight.

Active Ink Slinger
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Four calling birds,

three French hens

two turtle doves,

and a partrich in a pear tree!

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WHO let HIM in here?

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Strings
Empress of the Moon
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wallet with ids, credit and debit cards, cash, receipts, library card etc.
makeup palette
lip gloss
lipstick
bert's bees lip balm,
liquid foundation
loose change
mirror
emery boards
small nail clipper with file
mad hatter key ring with car keys and house key
check book
m&ms
hand sanitizer
kleenex pocket pack
tampons
ball point pens
guitar picks
spray bottle of saline for sinuses
phone
loose dollar bill
small bic lighter
Lance malt crackers
three mini Despicable Me minions
notebook
hot pink mace pepper spray
whistle
travel tooth brush, unused
inexplicable lid from peanut jar
baby bulldog
microwave popcorn movie theater butter one package
bag of salted peanuts
two individual sugar bags
two stevia bags
three twinings earl grey tea bags
one twinings english breakfast tea bag
snickers wrapper
small unidentified crumbs at bottom of purse, possibly peanut particles
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Mini vibe why not
Chapstick
Headache meds
Pen
Note pad
Hand sanitizer I'm a future chef
Keys
Knife think all Southners carry a knife
Bullet Club For Life
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Cellphone
Keys
A small airline bottle of Tanqueray vodka
Gum
Tissue
Rope
Camera
Tickets from an old Springsteen concert
Jewelery
A crescent moon
A human skull
An entire pizza
A kitten
A baby Jesus stolen from a Christmas crèche
Pearls
An anvil (Acme corporation model)
A small chainsaw
The Necronomicon
Creosote fireplace log
Several cool rocks I found on the ground
An abacus
Your heart (mine is on my sleeve)
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wallet,pens,lipstick ,lip gloss,cell phone,car keys ,house keys ,pepper spray, knife,hair brush ,hand sanitizer,kleenex,penlight,makeup ,8 quarters ,9 dimes ,17 pennies,rubber bands,condoms,mirror,note pad,gum ,perfume
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Wallet
Checkbook
Pens
Sunglasses
Lip gloss
Lipstick
Chap stick
Bottle opener
Wine key
Work keys
Car keys
Small first aid kit
Motrin
Phone Charger
Brush
Nail file
Small can of bear spray
Small flashlight
My Sig P238
Fancy Schmancy
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Quote by Verbal
Cellphone
Keys
A small airline bottle of Tanqueray vodka
Gum
Tissue
Rope
Camera
Tickets from an old Springsteen concert
Jewelery
A crescent moon
A human skull
An entire pizza
A kitten
A baby Jesus stolen from a Christmas crèche
Pearls
An anvil (Acme corporation model)
A small chainsaw
The Necronomicon
Creosote fireplace log
Several cool rocks I found on the ground
An abacus
Your heart (mine is on my sleeve)


Give me back my purse!!!
In-House Sapiosexual
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I have no idea. Every time I look in there, I can't find anything.
But, it really is a nice bag. (I have a matching wallet, but I can't find that either.)
? A True Story ?
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
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I attempt not to have a purse, for when I do use a purse, I can't find anything.

Therefore, I have a very lovely. cognac-coloured suede zippered wallet that holds my money, debit card (and other paying cards), my work pass, ID and my transit pass. The zipper is large enough to slide my cell phone into without turning it off.

I put my lip care and keys in my jacket/coat pocket.

My best friend is a guy, and his guy-purse is always full! hahaha
The Bee's Knees
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i rarely carry a purse these days. i have a slim wallet that holds my id, various cards, and cash. i call it my baby wallet. when i do carry a purse, i include the following items:

big wallet (mama wallet, tends to be empty)
sunglasses
mirror
lip balm/gloss/stick
hand sanitizer
lotion
gum/mints
blotting papers
perfume rollerball
hair clip/elastic

Say. Her. Name.


Rainbow Warrior
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Hand-lotion and sanitizer
Chapstick
Gift cards
Keys, keys, and more keys!
Change purse
Memo pad and pens
Billfold with drivers license, ID, charge cards, credit cards, and cash
Photo folder
Spare panties
small make-up pouch
mirror
Code sheet for properties we manage
smart phone
air-card for my lappie
miscellaneous junk that's disappeared beneath everything else
Sunglasses
Wet-wipes
Always
Wild at Heart
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Finally a useful thread.

This thread is perfect for knowing which chicks don't carry pepper spray, guns, knives or stunners.
The Linebacker
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Quote by Magical_felix
Finally a useful thread.

This thread is perfect for knowing which chicks don't carry pepper spray, guns, knives or stunners.


Especially the chicks that carry a 44 mag. She'd have some serious muscles and maybe a mustache.
Wild at Heart
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Quote by Buz


Especially the chicks that carry a 44 mag. She'd have some serious muscles and maybe a mustache.


I think the mustache would be deterrent enough buz. She could have fucking twin desert eagles in her purse and no one would ever actually see them.
Lady GlitterGiggles
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
I have no idea. Every time I look in there, I can't find anything.
But, it really is a nice bag. (I have a matching wallet, but I can't find that either.)


We must have the same purse. I started to list all items but quit on page 5. I am happy to say, I found 5 cherry tootsie roll pops smile
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I'd be set if I was on the old Let's Make a Deal
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Quote by Magical_felix
Finally a useful thread.

This thread is perfect for knowing which chicks don't carry pepper spray, guns, knives or stunners.


When you are funny, you are SERIOUSLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!

xx SF

(Still laughing!!!)
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Quote by LaylaJune
I thought this might be fun - I carry a ton of stuff in my purse, and go through separation anxiety when I have to downsize for dressing up:

Wallet
Make-up bag (complete with tweezer, band-aids, advil, nail file, nail clipper, sewing kit)
Flashlight
Pens
Business cards
Tissues
Gum
Mints
House keys
Car keys
Cell phone
earphones
sunglasses
checkbook


ALL THAT!!!

(Does your purse have WHEELS? Do you pull it around behind you???)

I haven't got all that shit in MY WHOLE HOUSE!!!

xx SF

Who carries a FLASHLIGHT? (Are you in Scooby-Doo?) ARE YOU VELMA IN REAL LIFE???
Fancy Schmancy
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Quote by stephanie


ALL THAT!!!

(Does your purse have WHEELS? Do you pull it around behind you???)

I haven't got all that shit in MY WHOLE HOUSE!!!

xx SF

Who carries a FLASHLIGHT? (Are you in Scooby-Doo?) ARE YOU VELMA IN REAL LIFE???



I actually have more stuff in there, but I was embarrassed to list it You know, because I am rather demure. And I have carried a flashlight since the 1994 earthquake, although with the flashlight phone apps, I may consider giving that up.

By the way, do you realize that we put a man on the moon before someone thought to put wheels on a suitcase?
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A little of this and and a little of that...lol
Senior Analyst
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I do not carry a purse. I carry a backpack everywhere I go, however, and the following is its usual contents:

Both checkbooks (don't ask)
Mechanical pencil
Spare pencil leads
Spare pencil erasers
Large pink eraser
Emergency inhaler
Reading glasses
Cough drops
Pads to deal with incontinence (at least four at all times)
Clean underpants
Small wallet containing only business cards
Set of keys to client offices
Large Moleskin notebook
Small Moleskin calendar book
Scrap paper
Several ballpoint pens

Since I am a man, and therefore use my pockets, there are a number of items that would go in my purse if I carried one:
Wallet #1 (cash, IDs, merchant cards, phone lists, business cards)
Wallet #2 (credit cards, insurance cards, ATM/debit cards, business cards)
Mobile phone
Pen
Swiss Army knife (Spartan model in black)
Car keys
House keys
Reading glasses
Commemorative medallion
Incontinence pad
Loose change

About the same as what a woman carries, I'd say. (I use a flashlight app on my phone when I need light.)
Wild at Heart
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Quote by stephanie


When you are funny, you are SERIOUSLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!

xx SF

(Still laughing!!!)


...what do you mean, "when"?
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I am not sure mine is purse, because it is smaller. I have

notebook,
pen and pencil
lips balm
Kleenex
keys
portable mini lamp
telephone
gum
eyeglasses and sunglasses
Ipod
Normal Adjacent
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Omg, I just realized how much crap we all carry around.

Kleenex
Wallet (with the usual, credit cards, debit card, library card, very little money, various store credit and customer cards and family pictures)
Small notebook (for story ideas or poems that come to me while I am out) hopefully no one ever finds that one
Three pens and two pencils
Appointment calendar
Two burt's bees lip balm, one berry, one champagne gloss
Cough drops
Peppermint candies
Werther's original candies
Emery board and nail clippers
Comb
Key chain with keys and a pen light attached
My inhaler
Tums
Ibuprofen
Benadry and Zyrtec
Band aids and various bandages
Wet ones hand wipes, hand sanitizer
Cell phone
Eye glass repair kit and lens cleaning coths
Sunglasses
Allergy eye drops
Dental floss, toothbrush and small tube of toothpaste
Water bottle
Tire pressure gauge
A book, always
Ipod and earbuds
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I was shocked that none of the ladies carried a tiny vibrator; although, perhaps they have something better, a lover. (Not in their purse of course)! A Most interesting topic with my favorite item being mentioned was a Twinings Earl Grey tea bag.