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*FASCIST DICTATOR QUIZ* (by Aged Aunt Stephanie)

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Name The Nazi...


(One) Spanish Cunt.

(Two) Bald Wop bastard.

(Three) Charlie Chaplin look-a-like. (Hint, Austrian.)

(Four)... ... ... ...


Okay, look, I obviously haven't thought this one through....


xx SF

Well, I THINK I'M FUNNY!

(Actually, you probably COULD do TEN (in)FAMOUS NAZIS... Make-up wearing fat morphine addict? Bespectacled Chicken Farmer? Good-Looking Rapist? Club footed lying Dwarf?)

Sounds like the Conservative front-bench, doesn't it? I'm JOKING, of course it doesn't...

David Cameron only ever fucked a dead pig... (Which is comparatively normal...)

I wonder if when he fucks Samantha she thinks, "Am I as good as The Pig?"
NymphWriter
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1) Tomás de Torquemada

2) Benito Mussolini

3) Adolf Hitler

4) My former principal... oh I'm so kidding.

Let me know if I was in the ball park Steph... if I wasn't... no big deal.
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Name The Nazi...


(One) Spanish Cunt. – Francisco Franco

(Two) Bald Wop bastard. – Benito Mussolini

(Three) Charlie Chaplin look-a-like. (Hint, Austrian.) – Adolph Hitler (who was infamously flatulent)

(Four)... ... ... ...


Okay, look, I obviously haven't thought this one through....


xx SF

Well, I THINK I'M FUNNY!

(Actually, you probably COULD do TEN (in)FAMOUS NAZIS... Make-up wearing fat morphine addict? Bespectacled Chicken Farmer? Good-Looking Rapist? Club footed lying Dwarf?) Goering, Himmler, Dirlewanger (but was he good looking?), and Goebels

Sounds like the Conservative front-bench, doesn't it? I'm JOKING, of course it doesn't...

David Cameron only ever fucked a dead pig... (Which is comparatively normal...)

I wonder if when he fucks Samantha she thinks, "Am I as good as The Pig?"
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And Josef Goebbels...(Limping FUCK...)



ALL CORRECT!!! (Except for Reinhard Heydrich...)


(Good Looking Nazi Rapist...)





The Czechs did him in the end... (NOT BEFORE TIME!!!)

The NAZIS responded by liquidating half the country...

(I HATE NAZIS...)

xx SF


Have you ever SEEN a photo of Oskar Dirlewanger??? (HE LOOKS like what HE was!)

I REALLY hate NAZIS!

(And BULLIES and TROLLS and GENERAL ASSHOLES...)
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I REALLY hate NAZIS!

(And BULLIES and TROLLS and GENERAL ASSHOLES...)


One of my grandfather's was a US Army intelligence officer in WWII. One of his main responsibilities was to interrogate prisoners. He truly hated Nazis. HATED THEM! Always said they were pure evil.
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Quote by stephanie
And Josef Goebbels...(Limping FUCK...)



ALL CORRECT!!! (Except for Reinhard Heydrich...)


(Good Looking Nazi Rapist...)





The Czechs did him in the end... (NOT BEFORE TIME!!!)

The NAZIS responded by liquidating half the country...

(I HATE NAZIS...)

xx SF


Have you ever SEEN a photo of Oskar Dirlewanger??? (HE LOOKS like what HE was!)

I REALLY hate NAZIS!

(And BULLIES and TROLLS and GENERAL ASSHOLES...)


Um... I'd like to argue that I too had all correct answers. Buz and I may have come up with different names for "Spanish Cunt", but I'd argue we both had a correct answer. Okay... I'll admit mine wasn't a dictator... but you just ignored me!

No... I didn't answer the other part, but I thought you were just rambling.

BTW... I still love you Steph. And if I must lose to anyone... then Buz is the man to lose to.
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Um... I'd like to argue that I too had all correct answers. Buz and I may have come up with different names for "Spanish Cunt", but I'd argue we both had a correct answer. Okay... I'll admit mine wasn't a dictator... but you just ignored me!

No... I didn't answer the other part, but I thought you were just rambling.

BTW... I still love you Steph. And if I must lose to anyone... then Buz is the man to lose to.



Buz is one of my BEST FRIENDS!!!

(You can keep BOTH of us!!!)

For a DIXIE he's SMART AS FUCK!!!


xx SF
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Buz is one of my BEST FRIENDS!!!

(You can keep BOTH of us!!!)

For a DIXIE he's SMART AS FUCK!!!


xx SF


I agree... Buz is smart as fuck. It's why he's such a great guy. I was just hurt you ignored me. Okay... so I got #1 wrong. However, the name I mentioned was Spanish and by all accounts... it could be easily argued he was a cunt. I have heard of Francisco Franco... but when I saw your quiz... Torquemada was the first name that popped in my head. Hell.. blame Mel Brooks for that one.



BTW... I'm more than happy to keep you both. You're both wonderful gents for different reasons.
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1. Generalissimo Francisco Franco (and he's still dead!)

2. Il Duce, Benito mussolini

3 Der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler fka adof Schickelgruber aka the paperhanger.

4. Sister Mary Whatsername, my grade school principal (And no, I'm not kidding!)


For extra credit: who was the heir apparent before he was assasinated?
HotWife4U
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Name The Nazi:


1. Spanish Cunt – Francisco Franco

2. Bald Wop bastard – Benito Mussolini

3. Charlie Chaplin look-a-like – Adolph Hitler

4. War Mongering meat head - George W Bush Jr.

5. Vicious lap dog - Dick Cheney
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This doesn't have anything to do with anything by my father looks EXACTLY like Donald Rumsfeld.


xx SF

(Honest!)