So, since it's a marathon of whats been said in bed, I wanted to make one myself.
What have you said in bed, that didn't work out quite as you had in mind?
I dunno Cat, did I say anything the other night that upset you? :P
I did once say "get off me, my phone is ringing". Hated that bitch anyway. Not really sure why I was in bed with her at all, come to think of it. But then, that worked out exactly as I had planned, cause she did get off.
'either lie here and shut up or fuck off so I can sleep' I was drunk at the time but he wouldn't stop yacking on post coitallly
I said lots of stupid things as a teenager, in and out of bed- but the one that comes to mind right now was when I was with a girl one night, and she wanted it rough. That was a new thing for me, so I got after it with gusto. I don't remember what kind of semi-dirty talk she threw at me, but I'll always remember what I said in return:
"You like it like that? You dirty ho?"
stupid. stupid. teenage Marcus misjudged that one badly.
"Who you callin' ho??!!"
If there was a jukebox where we were, it would've come unplugged right then.
"Well? It's not gonna blow itself!"
Aww, roc, it didn't work?
I've kinda got a spin on this. I met my now ex for a lunchtime quickie recently and I was giving him one hell of a blow job. He was getting quite vocal - which to be fair he always did. But then he started calling me a dirty little cocksucker! End of relationship!
Couldn't look at him in the same light again.
Was I over sensitive?
I suppose for me its a trust issue. Like you said, Rocco - its not my thing. Serious misjudgement on his part.
Not that I'm an angel. I once said "Is that it?!" to one partner when we first got naked. He was a big, muscly rugby player - with the smallest erect penis I've ever seen!
Aww, Rocco, I thought even you made mistakes.
*goes pouting in the corner*
"When are you going to ask me to marry you?" knocked him back a bit..
This means Rocco wipe out all evidence of his mistakes.
*nods sagely*
Oh Steff, I usually ask that afterwards...
(guess why there are mostly one nighters on my list...)
I am reminded of the scene in "Defending Your Life" where Albert Brokks' character is forced to watch scenes from his life of of general stupidity and bad judgment. It is one of my favorite scenes not just because it's so funny but because it's all too real.
"Please tell me you can last longer than this!" was not one of my better moments. For some odd reason, he never called me again.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
[Pats Daisy] Hope you didn't choke on it.
I used to go out with this guy, and he told me his name about three times, but each time he told me a different one. So one night when we were having sex I didn't know what to call hm, so I just blurted out this random name. He got really offended and left - whoops!
IMHO, I'd give him a second chance.
