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saturdaynight
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:20:05 AM

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Location: at your back! BOO!
some french toast please..

and oh.. E's in the other room... you entered the wrong one last night

*turns around and sleeps again*

Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...

Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 7:12:01 AM

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How'd we get here?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 7:17:03 AM

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I wouldn't say anything, I would smile and look in her eyes and give her a long passionate kiss
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 7:31:04 AM

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Are you going to write a story about last night?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 9:11:38 AM

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I sure am, but don't worry I will exaggerate some of the details.

(sorry, first thing that popped in my mind)
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 10:58:39 AM

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Ready for round four?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bill11
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 11:09:44 AM

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Why are you counting??
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 11:26:40 AM

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oh god, not you again!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 1:31:50 PM

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God Damn it! There's got to be something that can remove that damn hat!
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 1:50:10 PM

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Ooooo my Master is not going to be happy with you!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 1:53:59 PM

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mmmmm, errrrrr, uhhhhhh, slurple
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:01:54 PM

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Ooohhhhh.... so THAT'S where I put my keys.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:02:03 PM

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?????/
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:06:14 PM

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now i get to lick that uhhhhh, belly button, heehee
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:06:44 PM

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that was awesome. wanna do it again
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:10:39 PM

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What is that dog doing with my dildo?
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:12:07 PM

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slutpuppy wrote:
mmmmm, errrrrr, uhhhhhh, slurple


Don't talk with you mouthful sweetie.

PM, can you take that corest off now? Please?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 2:14:07 PM

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she told me not to talk with my mouth full so shhhhhhh
bill11
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:21:25 PM

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Its been a long time, glad you came my way
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:21:31 PM

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did we?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:24:31 PM

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Think we did
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:35:59 PM

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ummmmmm wanna go for round 2?!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:39:45 PM

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No more tequila for me, swear you was a girl last night
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:52:46 PM

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the tequila was your idea. and how do you think a GIRL can hold this hat up with no strings or hands?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 5:17:46 PM

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Seriously, have you been standing like that all night just waiting for me to wake-up?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:27:50 PM

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How much did I drink?
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:31:53 PM

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Not as much as I did

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 11:14:34 PM

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I certainly don't need drinks to want you in my bed!

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 1:33:25 AM

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Mom?
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:40:31 AM

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Dude how'd I end up here? Did you slip something in my drink last night? Why am I handcuffed to the bed? Why are my clothes ripped up? Why are you looking at me like that? I have to go pee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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