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Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:09:57 AM

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I think your right Sage, he must have a hairy arse, that must be where the hair from his head has gone....
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:12:06 AM

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Yes I think that is what had happened...poor king...hair transplant maybe???
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:15:04 AM

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or maybe we can stick a toupee into his crown
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:17:18 AM

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Super glue!!!! FABULOUS!!! Lol
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:21:14 AM

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I understand that the sweet succulent juices that us ladies produce are believed by some to aid in the growth of hair...... maybe he has a big bushy mustache and beard?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:22:30 AM

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He could...I wonder...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:32:21 AM

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mustache.......and grows a weekend beard ;)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:39:51 AM

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SweetKing126 wrote:
mustache.......and grows a weekend beard ;)
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Think hmmmmmm.......

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:46:05 AM

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hahahahaha.......yea, like that, minus the ears a little bit, but with a mustache.....but yes, sorta like that
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:15:22 PM

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You weren't here when I got into bed.....hmmm
SirBunny
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:19:41 PM

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You were missed.




Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:07:29 PM

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Oh Shit!
SirBunny
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:08:50 PM

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Err, What's Up, Doc?




Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:25:19 PM

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what did the gnomes put in those spliffs last night?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:40:58 PM

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lets make a fire so we can have s'mores
bill11
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 7:06:36 PM

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You sure slipped in here quietly last night!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 7:52:14 PM

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How'd I manage to get you to leave the boat???
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 7:57:05 PM

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what are we doing here laying in the grass
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 27, 2012 8:19:04 PM

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I like nature and meadows are the best. Nice place to relax.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:50:28 AM

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*smiles* I rather thought the meadows were great yesterday :)
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 2:58:23 AM

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good morning gorgeous
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 3:31:29 AM

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good morning, sweets
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:32:36 AM

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Embarassed


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Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44:10 AM

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Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:54:06 AM

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Oh my, that IS a nice one... Let me help you with that...

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 12:06:46 PM

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Where did we meet..
adele
Posted: Friday, September 28, 2012 5:15:41 PM

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uhmmm... 911?

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:56:57 AM

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this is 911....what is your emergency?
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Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 7:12:14 AM

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Posted: Saturday, September 29, 2012 12:10:58 PM

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