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kiera
Posted: Wednesday, July 17, 2013 4:47:50 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2013
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Location: Sipping tea, United Kingdom
Kermit the frog
got a smack in the gob
for messing around with miss piggy
he undone her zip
and out popped her tit
and up popped his little green willy

learnt it at school sorry just popped into my head again dontknow

I just thank all that you were not called Um chakka willy cause that one is far far worse??
bill11
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:36:06 AM

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Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 31,247
Location: On the water when possible , United States
You learned that at school?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:45:40 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 891,710
You seem to have sprung a leak!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:45:48 AM

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You seem to have sprung a leak!
Noreasonneeded
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:50:34 AM

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Location: United States
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 12:33:53 PM

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Posts: 891,710
How did you get past the locks
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 6:30:08 AM

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you broke in once again.
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 1:54:35 PM

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Um, I was looking for Sniffer and got tired. have you seen him?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 3:26:24 AM

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Stop sniffing me!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 3:30:57 AM

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That's NOT ME! (or is it me?) evil4
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 3:32:10 AM

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Posts: 891,710
SugarBaby2013 wrote:
That's NOT ME! (or is it me?) evil4



Why not? Regaeman Man
SirBunny
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:16:06 AM

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Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 6,005
Location: KZN, South Africa
Hello beautiful, can you walk to the kitchen yet? ;)




Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:57:57 AM

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Bunny_Chow wrote:
Hello beautiful, can you walk to the kitchen yet? ;)



Why, is your carrot broken?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:29:52 PM

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Posts: 891,710
Oh, how nice. Your hand is still holding it. :)
VanGogh
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:51:02 PM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 4,087
Location: Vancouver
Coffee? of course, I'd love a cup ... thank you for the offer .... *sip
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:27:05 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 891,710
"You work so hard...fancy throwing a sickie today?"
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 12:13:59 AM

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I've never been to Australia. Show me around?
Cami
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 12:07:27 PM

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Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 245
Location: Myhouse, Canada
Daaaaumn how much did I drink last night.

I can't help but to wonder why.
Cami
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 12:07:31 PM

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Location: Myhouse, Canada
Daaaaumn how much did I drink last night.

I can't help but to wonder why.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 6:07:21 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 891,710
We really burned rubber last night
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 8:24:17 PM

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Oh yeah, we went bump in the night!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:13:53 PM

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I've never had a three way before
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 3, 2013 4:50:34 PM

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Well, you could at least introduce ya'self.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 3, 2013 4:52:51 PM

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I want a donut
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 3, 2013 5:07:10 PM

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Hello newbie, want to be a newcummer?
jollyjack
Posted: Sunday, August 4, 2013 2:55:23 PM

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Location: Currently climbing Sunshine Mountain
I need more brandy

My Karma just ran over your Dogma
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, August 4, 2013 3:52:28 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,096
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Well jack I had a jolly good time

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 4, 2013 6:17:39 PM

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Holy shit plastic people .... Must have been really drunk
NickNaylor
Posted: Monday, August 5, 2013 1:54:17 AM

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Location: SoCal, United States
Am I dreaming?

What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 9:33:54 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
you snored...but hell so did I...breakfast?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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